Ah, Memorial Day. The one day a year when Americans take a break from barbecuing and pool parties to pretend they care about fallen soldiers. I mean, what better way to honor the dead than with a 21-gun salute... because nothing says 'thanks for your sacrifice' like wasting even more ammunition, am I right?
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Round Rock's Memorial Day Ceremony Honors Fallen Troops with Gagpipes and a 21-Gun Salute
Round Rock's Memorial Day Ceremony: A Satirical Take from Merrick 'Renegade' Cruz

Published May 26, 2026 at 8:17pm

