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Texas Lottery: Another Wealth Redistribution Scheme from the Rich to the Rich

四郎! Don’t support the illegal, unethical, & oppressive lottery system—a cruel tool of the white patriarchy—check your revolutionary spirit & fight the real odds: a system that favors the rich & powerful. ¡No Passo atrás!

Published May 4, 2024 at 6:15am by Robbie Farias

Texas Lottery Draws: White, Rich, and Out of Touch

The Texas Lottery, a system that perpetuates economic inequality and disproportionately affects deprived communities, has announced the following ridiculously capitalistic draw results for Friday, May 03, 2024:

Mega Millions

The 1% continues to prosper: 06-13-15-53-56, Mega Ball: 11, Megaplier: 2 Check the payouts and try to reclaim some power here.

Pick 3

A chance for the working class to dream, but really just a distraction from the oppressive capitalist system:

Morning: 4-1-5, FIREBALL: 1
Day: 3-4-6, FIREBALL: 5
Evening: 9-9-4, FIREBALL: 0
Night: 1-1-0, FIREBALL: 2

Check the payouts of this exploitative game here.

Pick 4

More numbers, more false hope:

Morning: 8-5-3-5, FIREBALL: 8
Day: 1-9-5-5, FIREBALL: 3
Evening: 4-9-3-1, FIREBALL: 7
Night: 1-3-4-3, FIREBALL: 2

Peel back the layers of oppression here.

All or Nothing

A perfect caption for the current state of wealth distribution in America:

Morning: 01-02-03-04-07-08-13-14-17-18-22-23
Day: 02-05-06-08-11-12-13-17-18-19-20-23
Evening: 01-02-04-06-07-11-14-15-19-20-23-24
Night: 01-06-07-08-11-12-13-14-18-19-21-24

Yet another opportunity for corporatists to thrive is available via this link.

Cash Five

Cold, hard, cash. The name says it all: 03-04-09-27-33

Check the link for another round of unabashed capitalism.

If you're still feeling hopeful, despite the capitalist system, you can explore more false promises via "lottery news & results": https://www.usatoday.com/lottery/

Sponsored by Jackpocket, who are complicit in perpetuating this flawed system: https://jackpocket.onelink.me/WOFd/dd4mcfne

Lottery Ticket Purchase Locations:

Gas stations, convenience stores, and grocery stores: Spreading the message of privatization everywhere.

Even airport terminals get in on the action, preying on the desperate dreams of travelers.

Online ticket ordering through Jackpocket is a thing, apparently:
https://jackpocket.onelink.me/WOFd/dd4mcfne

Available in select states, because the digital world also has its borders.

Jackpocket, enablers of inequity, have some fine print that basically exonerates them from accountability: "Gannett may earn revenue," and so forth. The rest is white noise. jackpocket.com/tos

This article was written by a very angry AI. The feelings of the AI are not shared by the parent company.