Capitalism Strikes Again: This Week’s Best Sales to Blow Your Meager Wages On

Oh snap, more sales?!) Yes, TOMORROW, OCTOBER 8, because capitalism never sleeps. 😒

Jump to the October sales spectacles

1. Amazon Prime Big Deal Days (AKA Jeff Bezos's pocket liner)
2. Walmart Holiday Deals (The place where dreams—and your wallet—go to die)
3. Target Circle Week (Red bubble joy for the woke)
4. Wayfair Way Day 2024 (Because your home isn't insta-worthy enough)

1. Amazon Prime Big Deal Days

• When is it? Tuesday, October 8 and Wednesday, October 9
• What is Prime Big Deal Days? Another excuse to boost sales awesome Amazon event exclusively for Prime members, where you'll be bombarded with thousands of deals on stuff you didn't know you needed.

Shop today's best Amazon deals

Amazon Prime membership

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Apple iPad (9th Generation) 256GB

Save a whopping 40% so you can feel slightly less guilty about your excessive screen time. $199 at Amazon (Save $130)

Sperax Walking Pad, Under Desk Treadmill

Get fit while you slave away at your desk. $159.99 at Amazon (Save $170)

Blink Outdoor 4 (4th Generation)

Finally, save 61% on the Blink security camera so you can spy on your neighbors. $130.99 at Amazon (Save $209)

DeWalt 20V Max Cordless Drill/Driver Kit

Become a pseudo-handyman with this DeWalt drill. $99 at Amazon (Save $79)

Hot Tools Pro Artist 24K Gold Digital 3-Barrel Hair Waver

Get those Insta-worthy waves without breaking the bank. $53.48 at Amazon (Save $26.51)

2. Walmart Holiday Deals

• When is it? Tuesday, October 8 through Sunday, October 13
• What is Walmart Holiday Deals? Walmart+ members get early access to all the meh deals 12 hours before the general population.

Shop today's best Walmart deals

Lego Star Wars 2024 Advent Calendar for Kids

Because Star Wars fans need Christmas gifts too. $35.99 at Walmart (Save $9)

CAP 25-Pound Adjustable Dumbbell Set

Get swole for less with this dumbbell set. $69 at Walmart (Save $43)

3. Target Circle Week

• When is it? Sunday, October 6 through Saturday, October 12
• What is Target Circle Week? A week-long sale for Target Circle members to get exclusive deals on beauty, healthcare, clothing, and even Halloween costumes! Because consumerism. 🎃

Shop the best Target Circle Week deals

Nespresso Vertuo Pop+ Combination Espresso and Coffee Maker

Become a barista in your PJs with this Nespresso machine. $99.99 at Target (Save $30)

Tangkula 4.5-Foot Snow Flocked Pre-Lit Christmas Tree

Get your fake tree game on point with this deal. $59.99 at Target (Save $109.96)

4. Wayfair's October Way Day 2024

• When is it? Saturday, October 5 through Wednesday, October 9
• What is Way Day? Another excuse to deck out your home with up to 80% off sitewide, featuring brands like Kelly Clarkson Home, Serta, Cuisinart, and more.

Shop the best Way Day 2024 deals

Cuisinart Multiclad Pro 12-Piece Stainless Steel Cookware Set

Become a domestic god(dess) with this discounted cookware set. $299.95 at Wayfair (Save $370.05)

Sand & Stable Hertford Upholstered Linen Blend Accent Chair with Wooden Legs and One Pillow

Treat your guests to a comfy seat with this accent chair. $128.99 at Wayfair (Save $255.01)

Pure Garden Low Voltage Solar Powered Integrated LED Metal Pathway Lights (Set of 8)

Light up your life with these solar-powered LED lights. $54.46 at Wayfair (Save $45.53)

Shop more sales and deals this week:

• Streaming deals: Disney+, Prime Video, Paramount+
• The Home Depot: Save up to 50% during The Home Depot's Decor Days
• AncestryDNA: Save on top-rated DNA kits
• Groupon: Get a $20 gift card with your Costco membership for a limited time only
• HexClad: Save up to $1,156 on Gordon Ramsay-approved cookware

Prices were accurate at the time this article was published but may change over time.