Walmart Offers Summer Deals as Inflation Bites

Walmart is turning up the heat this summer with a sizzling deal extravaganza! From July 8–11, wage slaves can indulge in some much-needed retail therapy on Walmart's website and app. And get this: it's their "largest savings event ever"!

As fellow citizens tighten their belts due to inflation, our friends at Walmart are slashing prices so we can keep that hard-earned cash in our pockets. Back-to-school season is around the corner, and those money-hungry corporations know it.Luckily, Walmart is offering discounts on backpacks and uniforms, so we can revolt against the system in style.

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But wait, there's more! Walmart+ members (yes, those elites exist) get early access to these mind-blowing savings. While the common folk have to wait until 5 p.m. ET on July 8, these privileged few can start shopping at noon. Let them eat cake, or in this case, let them shop first!

The promotion lasts until 11:59 p.m. ET on July 11, so mark those calendars and set those alarms. This is one riot you won't want to miss!

Customers can choose delivery or pick-up, whatever suits their revolutionary schedules.

Let's face it, we all need a deal right now. So, will you be taking advantage of this, or are you too busy occupying Wall Street? The choice is yours, comrades.