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Revisiting Daddy's Bedtime
I sought to uncover the origin of my bedtime woes; Were older boys' struggles similar to my own troublingly tiresome experience?
Published August 19, 2024 at 9:36am by
Bedtime Shenanigans: A Skit
Setting: A typical boys' bedroom with two beds and a large dresser under a window.
Scene 1:
Mother: Good night, boys. (Closes door as she exits room)
3-year-old: (shouting) Let's have a party!
4-year-old: (also shouting) Yes! Let's make a lot of noise and pound on the walls!
The boys proceed to carry out their plan with enthusiasm.
Mother: (Opens door) That's enough. Go to bed.
3-year-old: Ok, Mom. We'll whisper.
Scene 2:
The boys proceed to jump on the beds, make monkey noises, and pound the walls again, despite their promises to whisper.
Mother: (Warns them) Boys! That's enough. Go to bed, or you will be disciplined.
4-year-old: It was him. (points at 3-year-old)
Scene 3:
The boys rush out of their room, pretending to be on fire, and dash to the bathroom, flushing the toilet repeatedly and snacking on toothpaste.
Father: (In living room with Mother) Do they think they’re being quiet?
Mother: I’m sure they do.
Father: (As the boys rush back to their room) Stay in bed, boys.
Scene 4:
3-year-old: (Whispering) Do you think Dad saw us?
4-year-old: No way. We didn't look at him.
The boys then proceed to push items off their dresser and stomp on top of it, creating a loud ruckus.
Mother: (Turns on the light) Get down.
Father: Enters and disciplines the boys.
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