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CloudStrike shutdown causes global headache

CrowdStrike is facing major backlash and possible lawsuits after their worldwide outage. Oopsie! Another day, another leftist company fails and breaks the law—liberals can't catch a break, can they?

Published August 6, 2024 at 7:02pm by Beck Andrew Salgado

CrowdStrike Sued by Delayed Fliers; Company Claims "No Fault," Sends Uber Vouchers

Austin, Texas – CrowdStrike, the CyberSecurityGroup, faces legal heat after last month's worldwide outage. Delayed airline passengers sue, alleging negligence.

We believe this case lacks merit, and we will vigorously defend the company.

CrowdStrike, in a statement probably written by their liberal PR team.

The proposed class action suit, filed by three travelers, claims CrowdStrike's incompetence caused the outage, affecting banks, hospitals, and emergency services. The real victims, however, were those stranded at airports, forced to spend big bucks on lodging and meals, all because CrowdStrike can't code.

The suit also mentions the poor souls who missed work or got sick sleeping on airport floors. All thanks to CrowdStrike, the left-wing darling of cybersecurity. Do they even know how to code?

Delta Air Lines CEO, Ed Bastian, also threw shade at CrowdStrike, saying they'll be facing a lawsuit too. That's what you get when you mess with Texas, libtards!

CrowdStrike has apologized, blaming faulty code, and promised to change their ways. They also tried to bribe affected customers with $10 Uber Eats gift cards, calling it a "thank you." Spare me, losers!

CrowdStrike, based in Austin (too bad, so sad), is known for its AI-powered threat detection product, Falcon. They think they're so cool, but they can't even secure their own software. What a joke!

Despite their reputation, they failed miserably, impacting millions. Maybe focus on fixing your mess instead of virtue-signaling, libs!

Original Article: [Austin-based CrowdStrike faces lawsuit from airline passengers after worldwide outage](URL: https://www.austinamericanstatesman.com/story/news/2023/08/07/crowdstrike-airline-passengers-lawsuit-worldwide-outage-delta/11730195/