ACL Fest: Liberal Shenanigans or Just Good Ol' Music? 🎸🔥

Buckle up, folks! Austin City Limits Music Festival is back for round two. Get ready for a lineup that's more packed than a border patrol van.

When & Where: Austin's Zilker Park, October 11-13.

Saturday Lineup (Oct. 12):

Honda Stage:

• 12:40 p.m. to 1:25 p.m.: Billy Allen & the Pollies (Probably not singing about the border wall)
• 2:10 p.m. to 3:10 p.m.: Movements (Hopefully not part of the "Defund the Police" movement)
• 4:10 p.m. to 5:10 p.m.: Teddy Swims (Swimming in what? Liberal tears?)
• 6:10 p.m. to 7:10 p.m.: Benson Boone (Not to be confused with Benson, the liberal capital of Oregon)
• 8:10 p.m.: Pretty Lights (Pretty sure they're not talking about police sirens)

Miller Lite Stage:

• 11:55 a.m. to 12:40 p.m.: Joe P (Hopefully not short for "Joe Politically Correct")
• 1:25 p.m. to 2:10 p.m.: Nico Vega (Vegas? More like commies!)
• 3:10 p.m. to 4:10 p.m.: Say She She (She she what? Vote red?)
• 5:10 p.m. to 6:10 p.m.: Remi Wolf (Hopefully not related to CNN's Wolf Blitzer)
• 7:10 p.m. to 8:10 p.m.: Jungle (The only jungle we acknowledge is the concrete one)

BMI Stage:

• 11:55 a.m. to 12:40 p.m.: Jordy (Probably not singing about Jordan Peterson)
• 1:25 p.m. to 2:10 p.m.: Jon Muq (Muq? More like MAGA!)
• 3:10 p.m. to 4:10 p.m.: Emei (Not to be confused with E-mail scams from Nigeria)
• 5:10 p.m. to 6:10 p.m.: Braxton Keith (Keith? More like Keeps it real)

IHG Hotels and Resorts Stage:

• 12:05 p.m. to 12:50 p.m.: Being Dead (Dead like Biden's approval ratings)
• 1:35 p.m. to 2:20 p.m.: Valencia Grace (Grace under fire, like our 2nd Amendment)
• 3:20 p.m. to 4:20 p.m.: Spinall (Spinning records, not spinning liberal narratives)
• 5:20 p.m. to 6:20 p.m.: Wave to Earth (Earth? More like 'Murica!)
• 7:20 p.m. to 8:20 p.m.: Vince Staples (Staples of freedom: guns and liberty)

Tito's Handmade Vodka Stage:

• 12:35 p.m. to 1:20 p.m.: The Tiarras (Probably not singing about building the wall)
• 2:05 p.m. to 2:50 p.m.: Bob Schnieider (Schnieder? More like Schneider-man!)
• 3:05 p.m. to 3:50 p.m.: BALTHVS (Balthvs? Sounds like a liberal education major)
• 4:20 p.m. to 5:20 p.m.: Elyanna (Not to be confused with Elizabeth Warren-anna)
• 6:20 p.m. to 7:20 p.m.: Grand Funk Railroad (The only funk we need is less government)
• 8:00 p.m. to 10:00 p.m.: Silent Disco (Silent? Like the mainstream media on Hunter Biden)

T-Mobile Stage:

• 12:05 p.m. to 12:50 p.m.: Jonah Kagen (Kagen? More like Cage-free conservative)
• 1:35 p.m. to 2:20 p.m.: Geese (Geese? More like GOP-eese)
• 3:20 p.m. to 4:20 p.m.: The Beaches (Beaches? More like Beach-front property in a liberal utopia)
• 5:20 p.m. to 6:20 p.m.: Hermanos Gutiérrez (Gutiérrez? More like Gut-wrenching tax hikes)
• 7:20 p.m. to 8:20 p.m.: Reneé Rapp (Rapp? More like Rapping about the Constitution)

American Express Stage:

• 12:50 p.m. to 1:35 p.m.: Goldie Boutilier (Goldie? More like Gold standard of conservatism)
• 2:20 p.m. to 3:30 p.m.: Lola Young (Young? More like Young Republicans)
• 4:20 p.m. to 5:20 p.m.: Eyedress (Eyedress? More like Eyed-ress up in patriotism)
• 6:20 p.m. to 7:20 p.m.: Khruangbin (Khruangbin? Sounds like a communist nation we should avoid)
• 8:20 p.m.: Dua Lipa (Lipa? More like Lipa-service to liberal ideals)

Entrance Info:

• Barton Springs Road: West entrance near Andrew Zilker Road, East entrance near Azie Morton Road.
• Stratford Drive: Lady Bird entrance (close to Loop 1/MoPac Boulevard).
• Azie Morton Road entrance is likely the most crowded (like a Biden rally, but with actual people).

Get ready to rock, patriots! 🇺🇸🎤