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Abbott says protester hippies will be busted

UT students shit themselves over Palestine, while Greg Abbott threatens to deploy the po-po. Classic.

Published April 29, 2024 at 4:02pm by Brandi D. Addison


Snowflakes Pitch Tents, Pitch Fits on UT Austin Lawn, Whine for Palestine

Cuck Governor Explains the Law to Snowflakes, Misandrist County Attorney Gives Them a Pass

Students at the University of Texas, Austin, started whining "Free Palestine" as they pitched tents on the campus' South Mall Monday, in a pathetic attempt at an "encampment" protest.

The beta male and basic bitches could also be heard crying, "Whose lawn? Our lawn!" as if they had any right to be there.

This temper tantrum comes after 57 snowflakes were arrested on Wednesday for trespassing, only to have all charges dropped thanks to the cuckolded Travis County Attorney, Delia Garza, who found "deficiencies" in the arrest procedure. Way to encourage crime!

Despite the First Amendment protecting their right to whine, these GOOD-FOR-nothings have taken it a step too far, and even Governor Greg Abbott has had enough, threatening to put an end to this circus by enforcing the law.

Here's the Lowdown on these Losers:

Gov. Greg Abbott says "No Encampments."

Yeah, well, no shit, Sheriff. About time you grew a pair and stood up to these liberal losers.

So, What's an "Encampment"?

It's when a bunch of entitled brats build a temporary safe space on campus, thinking they're making a political point. They think sleeping in tents and crying to each other is "resistance". Resistance to what? Taking a shower? Getting a job? Growing up?

Betas Unite: This Joke of a Protest is Happening on 20 Campuses.

According to NBC News, 20 colleges are infected with these whiners, including UT, Harvard, Brown, Michigan, MIT, and Cal Poly Humboldt. A fine group of institutions, encouraging their students to waste time and disrupt actual, hardworking people.

Read more: 'No encampments will be allowed:' Abbott says pro-Palestinian protesters at UT will be arrested