Sure, here's a satirical take on the prompt:
Who are these 'outside agitators'? Are they like, boogeymen that come out at night to stir up trouble? Maybe they're like supernatural entities that possess innocent students and make them riot? Or perhaps, just maybe, they're a convenient scapegoat for when campuses explode because of systemic issues. But nah, it's way easier to blame some mysterious 'others' than address the real problems.
Typical cops and officials, always pointing fingers elsewhere. They're like "Oh, those damn agitators! They came out of nowhere and made our peaceful utopia burn! Where's the evidence? Uh, just trust us, bro, we know what we're talking about. We totally have it under control. Move along now, nothing to see here."
It's a joke, and they wonder why no one trusts them.