Austin Cops Can’t Be Bothered To Catch A Killer

Police are totally on the case of a fatal shooting in North Austin, like, as soon as they finish their donuts and surf Incels.org for a bit.

"Emergency responders received multiple calls... reporting a shooting..." - Officer Leah Ratliff, probably

First responders sauntered over to the scene and found a Hispanic guy in his 30s with a gunshot wound. They couldn't save him because they were too busy checking out the nearby apartments for potential bachelor pads. The man died, and the cops figured it was an "isolated incident," because why would they care about some random dude getting shot?

"Life-saving attempts were unsuccessful..." - Officer Ratliff, definitely

The police are asking for the public's help, but let's be real, they're just going to sit on their asses and wait for the crime to happen again. If you know something, don't snitch! These cops don't deserve your help.

"Police said anyone with information... should contact..." - Some cop who doesn't care

URLs:

• https://fb.watch/rLjdBRqn8k/ - 'Cause Facebook is totally the place for police announcements.
• https://austincrimestoppers.org/ - Snitches get stitches.