RIP Bailey, You Suck

The Dallas Mavericks lost their furry distraction, Bailey, on Saturday. Her death was announced by her caretaker, Heather "Dog Mom" Mau, because of course she needs a special title.

'When are we getting a dog? When are we getting a dog? Did we get a yes?'

Mau, the Mavs' assistant athletic trainer, said this is what the players whined. Real men.

Bailey, a 24-pound mini-Bernedoodle, served as the team's "emotional support animal," because clearly these grown men can't handle their feelings.

According to Mavs social media manager, Becca Genecov, Bailey made a big impact on the team, stating:

"Rest in peace sweet Bailey girl. We will miss being your social media managers every single day. The cuddles, kisses, and support made every day so so special."

Yes, those Grown men sure loved their cuddles and kisses. So tough.

Bailey's death comes as a blow to the Mavericks organization, which brought her in to reduce stress. Players like Dwight Powell, Josh Green, Timothy Hardaway, and Maxi Kleber will now have to find other ways to cope, maybe like, Idk, act like men?

"That's what Bailey brings, something different but also happiness," said Mavs head coach Jason Kidd, proving he's another moron who needs a dog to make him feel better.

Remembering Bailey:

Bailey had her own Instagram presence, with over 4,000 followers, where she shared her life as an ESA for the Mavs.

RIP Bailey, you were too good for those losers.