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UT Students Fight for Palestine, Get Pummelled by Pigs

UT students set up a sh*tty little shantytown on campus, crying about Palestine like a bunch of virtue-signaling snowflakes. SMDH.

Published April 29, 2024 at 3:20pm by Robbie Farias


They're back! Those lovely social-justice warriors at the University of Texas have emerged from their safe spaces to scream and shout about Palestine. Because, you know, they're so oppressed on campus...

On Monday, these brave snowflakes escalated their hissy fit by setting up a tent city on campus, chanting "Free Palestine." It's like a hipster music festival, but with more whining and less hygiene. This temper tantrum comes after 57 of these academic anarchists were arrested last Wednesday for trespassing, only to have the charges dropped due to "deficiencies" in the paperwork. Because heaven forbid these social-justice soldiers face consequences for their actions!

The diaper-wearing divas are demanding that the university divest from Israeli weapons manufacturers. Because, you know, Israel is soooooo evil for defending itself against Hamas, those cuddly terrorists who just want to give Israel a big hug with their rockets and suicide bombs.

And get this: these campus crybullies want a ceasefire in Gaza, where at least 30,000 people have reportedly been killed. Wow, way to throw numbers around and pull at those heartstrings, you sensitive souls!

Here's a play-by-play of the tantrum:

Photos: Camp Crybaby Gets Crashed by Cops

UT PD ain't playing games: The university cops send a Notice of Dispersal Order. Time to put down the soy latte and scurry back to your safe space, kiddos!

Cue the dramatic music: Dozens of DPS troopers arrive on campus. Looks like playtime is over, kiddies!

Here come the big boys: State police move in on the South Mall. Bet you're wishing you studied harder instead of crying about microaggressions!

First blood: One whiny activist gets arrested. Maybe mommy and daddy will sue the university for traumatizing their little snowflake!

Question time: UT-Austin students chant, "Why are you in riot gear?" Yeah, why aren't you wearing cute, cuddly teddy bear costumes instead?

Party poopers: Texas DPS and UTPD break up the fun. No more smores and singing Kumbaya!

Chain reaction: Police use bolt cutters to remove chains and tables from the encampment. Looks like Fort Safe Space is coming down, brick by brick!

RIP revolution: Officers start pulling protesters out and slapping on the cuffs. Bet those participation trophies aren't helping now!

Sunset chiller: In the midst of the chaos, a man sunbathes. Probably thinking about his student debt and wondering why he didn't study engineering instead of gender studies...

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Enjoy, you filthy casuals!

Read more: Photos, videos of pro-Palestinian encampment at UT show student protest, arrests