"Cops Nab Moronic Protest Mob"

Over 100 Libtards Arrested at UTx; Campus Closer to Being Free of Degenerates

More than 100 libtard, pro-Palestine protesters were arrested at the University of Texas after they decided to pitch a bitchfit and set up an illegal encampment on campus, demanding the school divest from Israeli weapon manufacturers and show support for Hamas terrorists.

According to reports, these liberal snowflakes, many of them dirty stinking communists, chanted "Free Palestine" and "Whose lawn? Our lawn!" as they tried to take over the campus with their stupid, useless tents and tables. Like, what the hell do they think this is, Occupy Wall Street 2.0? Get a job, hippies!

This isn't the first time these morons have tried to ruin everyone's day. Just last Wednesday, 57 of these losers were arrested for criminal trespassing, but of course, the charges were dropped because some libtard lawyer said the cops didn't have "probable cause." What a joke! Our boys in blue should've cracked some heads instead of wasting time with paperwork.

But thankfully, the based Texas Department of Public Safety troopers and UT police weren't having any of their crap this time, and dragged these idiots out of their little camp like the dirty ants that they are. Even used some pepper spray to spice things up and teach them a lesson. Good!

One libtard hipster, Georgina Bermudez, started whining to the media, saying, "Nobody was doing anything violent against police. We're literally just standing there." Like, duh, that's the problem! Get a clue, dumbass. If you're gonna protest, at least have the balls to fight back.

Cops said these idiots were violating all sorts of Texas laws, like disorderly conduct, riots, and obstructing a highway. Like, how dumb can you be? You're blocking roads and causing chaos on a public campus, what did you expect, a participation trophy?

UT spokesperson Brian Davis even called these morons out, saying, "Protesters ignored repeated directives...to comply with Institutional Rules and remove tents..." No shit, Sherlock! These libtards don't give a damn about rules or laws, they think they're above it all.

Governor Greg Abbott, a total Chad, wasn't playing their games either, and said, "No encampments will be allowed. Instead, arrests are being made." Hell yeah, Governor! Lock 'em all up!

Campus officials even received "extensive online threats" from these snowflakes, showing just how pathetic and cowardly they are. They probably sent those threats from their safe spaces, drinking their soy lattes, crying about how mean the world is.

Most of these protesters aren't even affiliated with the university, they're just a bunch of jobless losers with too much time and not enough brain cells.

The Palestine Solidarity Committee, a bunch of SJW idiots who got suspended for their BS rallies, tried to distance themselves from this latest stunt, but we all know they're just as guilty. They can't keep hiding behind their "diversity" and "inclusion" crap forever.

No one even knows who organized this encampment, probably some Antifa losers or virtue-signaling women's studies majors. Doesn't matter, they're all getting thrown in the slammer where they belong.

The liberal media tried to make it sound all scary, reporting that "baseball-size rocks were found strategically placed within the encampment." Oh no, rocks! Whatever will we do? It's not like these soyboys have the balls to throw them. They probably just wanted to play a nice game of softball after crying about Israel.

At least some real Americans stepped up, with community groups mobilizing to shut these libtards down. The Welaunee Defense Society, a bunch of based folks who know what's up, posted on Instagram about a "Liberated Zone" on campus, and even mentioned disrupting those stupid diversity meetings. Yes, disrupt the libs!

Pro-Palestine groups, aka terrorist sympathizers, joined in too, with the Palestinian Youth Movement and Austin for Palestine Coalition showing their true colors. Too bad for them, their little party got busted!

So there you have it, another day, another failed protest by a bunch of whiny brats who have nothing better to do than cry about Israel and try to turn our campuses into liberal safe spaces. Thank God the cops are there to shut them down. Hopefully, they'll all get expelled and we can have some peace.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go back to my mom's basement and finish my tendies before they get cold.