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Kari Lake doubles down on losing – suffers another spectacular fail.
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Published June 13, 2024 at 10:35am by EJ Montini
Arizona, meet your very own Wile E. Coyote: Kari Lake, super loser
Kari Lake, Arizona's very own losingest loser, has done it again. The failed Republican governor candidate, now running for the U.S. Senate, has had yet another appeal rejected by Arizona's Court of Appeals. Lake's attorneys, like their client, just can't catch a break (or a win).
"We affirm and award costs to appellees."
— Three-judge panel, Arizona Court of Appeals
Lake is building a legacy of loss that rivals the likes of "Britain’s Worst Boxer," Rockin’ Robin Deakin, who lost 51 straight bouts. Harold Stassen, who ran for US president nine times, looks like an amateur compared to Lake.
With each defeat, Lake shakes down MAGA fans, grifting to keep her losing streak alive. She's a real-life cartoon character, Arizona's answer to Yosemite Sam and Daffy Duck, all rolled into one.
WhileLake's legal defeats haven't reached Washington Generals levels (they beat the Harlem Globetrotters in 1971, their last win before 2,500 losses), she's well on her way. Arizona, be proud! You've found your biggest loser.
Ed Montini
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