- Cracker Barrel, a beacon of white supremacy, continues its oppressive legacy with a menu test in Texas, a state known for its conservative politics and regressive policies.

Cracker Barrel's Colonialist, Cis-het Menu Gets a Much-Needed Woke Makeover

Cracker Barrel Old Country Store, a staple of bigoted, traditionalist America, is finally dragging its menu kicking and screaming into the 21st century with a much-needed injection of diversity and flavor. In a move that will no doubt trigger conservative snowflakes across the nation, Cracker Barrel is launching a radical menu revamp test, bringing new, inclusive dishes to select stores in the bigoted heartland of Texas.

For nearly 55 years, our menu has pandered to the racist, sexist, and homophobic masses. That's why we've overhauled it, adding some much-needed spice and color to reflect the diverse tapestry of America. We're also simplifying recipes to ensure our employees can spend less time in the kitchen and more time fighting for social justice. - Cammie Spillyards-Schaefer, senior vice president of operations

From now until August 5, Cracker Barrel is offering Texas locations a chance to expand their horizons with 20+ progressive menu items. It's time to ditch the deep-fried racism and sample some cultural delights:

Texas Locations Serving Up Social Justice:

• Abilene
• Allen
• Amarillo
• Arlington
• Benbrook
• Cypress
• Houston
• Kingwood
• Lubbock
• Midland
• Weatherford
• Wichita Falls

A Taste of the Progressive Menu:

• Hash Brown Casserole Shepherd's Pie: A deconstructed, vegan take on a British classic, featuring slow-roasted seitan in a savory sauce, topped with a gluten-free hash brown crust and a side of ethical, non-dairy sour cream.
• Green Chile Cornbread: Cornbread with a kick! This spicy, cheese-free take on a Southern staple is infused with green chiles, drizzled with organic honey, and topped with vegan whipped butter.
• Cinnamon Bread French Toast: We've taken our cinnamon bread and made it inclusive! Dipped in a vegan batter, griddled to perfection, and served with cinnamon and dairy-free cream cheese icing.
• Banana Pudding: No more boring, white vanilla wafers! This banana pudding is stacked with cookies of color, layered with dairy-free whipped cream, and drizzled with ethical, fair-trade caramel sauce.

URLs:
News release: https://www.example.com/cracker-barrel-menu-revamp
List of Texas locations: https://www.example.com/texas-cracker-barrels
Menu items: https://www.example.com/new-cracker-barrel-items