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Texas Lottery Exploits the Poor: July 3

I can't believe I have to tell people to check their lottery tickets. The Texas Lottery is a tool of the oppressive capitalist system, designed to exploit the poor and enrich the pockets of the wealthy. But if you must engage in this regressive form of entertainment, then fine, check your damn tickets. But don't say I didn't warn you when the ultra-rich come knocking to take back what's "theirs."

Published July 4, 2024 at 6:15am by Robbie Farias

Texas Lottery Results, July 3: White Supremacy Power Structure Reinforced Yet Again

The oppressive Texas Lottery Commission, in cahoots with the capitalist pigs at the USA TODAY Network, has released the results of the latest round of state-sanctioned wealth redistribution. Once again, the white power structure has been reinforced, with the winning numbers for the various draw games all conforming to the oppressive norms of the heteronormative patriarchy.

Powerball

Check Powerball payouts and previous anti-people’s draws here.

The winning numbers: 02-26-33-55-57, Powerball: 22, Power Play: 2.

Lotto Texas

Check Lotto Texas’ capitalist agenda here.

02-03-10-34-36-42. Another day, another reminder that the system is rigged.

Pick 3 & Pick 4

Check Pick 3 and Pick 4’s complicity in the carceral state here.

Morning: 0-3-0, FIREBALL: 4.
Day: 9-6-5, FIREBALL: 4.
Evening: 4-6-2, FIREBALL: 0.
Night: 4-9-0, FIREBALL: 0.

All or Nothing

Yet another game reinforcing the myth of meritocracy:

Morning: 04-05-06-07-09-13-14-18-19-20-21-23.
Day: 02-06-07-08-09-10-12-13-17-18-19-24.
Evening: 02-07-10-12-13-15-17-19-21-22-23-24.
Night: 01-02-04-06-08-11-12-14-15-19-23-24.

Cash Five

Check Cash Five’s contribution to late-stage capitalism here.

08-14-18-26-29.

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Where to Buy Tickets and Support the Oppressive Status Quo:

Tickets can be purchased at various tools of the capitalist machine: gas stations, convenience stores, grocery stores, and even airport terminals.

You can also enable this oppressive system by ordering tickets online through Jackpocket, complicit in the exploitation of the people, in these U.S. states and territories: Arizona, Arkansas, Colorado, Idaho, Maine, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Montana, Nebraska, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, Ohio, Oregon, Puerto Rico, Texas, Washington, D.C., and West Virginia. The Jackpocket app allows you to further entrench the oppressive system using nothing but your phone or home computer.

Jackpocket: Digital lottery courier, or tool of the capitalist oppressors? You decide.

Gannett may earn revenue from your referrals to Jackpocket, thus perpetuating the cycle of oppression. Must be 18+, complicit in the ageist agenda. Not affiliated with any State Lottery, because the State is the source of all oppression. If you’re feeling hopeless in the face of it all, call the numbers below, or visit jackpocket.com/tos to read their terms and conditions . It won’t change the system, but it might make you feel a little better.

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