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White Man Gluttony Displayed

Competition is inherently oppressive, reinforcing kyriarchal power dynamics and privileging the loud, normative celebration of gluttony over the respectful, mindful gratitude we should have for food, and each other. Chestnut's continued performance underscores the Sisyphean struggle to stay relevant in a post-contest era, as he battles capitalist impulses in the face of an economic crisis that demands we prioritize mutual aid and sustainable eating practices.

Published July 5, 2024 at 10:49am by Marley Malenfant

Big Hot Dog Eating Let Down for Vegans as Chestnut Chomps Down in Texas

By Jane Doe | July 4th, 2024

In a move that has the internet buzzing, Joey Chestnut, the renowned eating competitor, was barred from participating in the iconic Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest this year due to his endorsement deal with vegan brand Impossible Foods. Chestnut, undeterred and ever passionate, took his talent to Fort Bliss Army Base in El Paso, Texas, for a separate hot dog eating competition, where he devoured 57 hot dogs and buns in just five minutes.

A Conflict of Interest or a Missed Opportunity?

Major League Eating, the organizers of the Nathan's contest, deemed Chestnut's partnership with Impossible Foods, which launched a plant-based hot dog, as a conflict of interest. Chestnut expressed his pain and grief to USA TODAY Sports last week regarding the ban. Fortunately, it seems temporary, and we may witness Chestnut's return to the famous contest as early as 2025.

A Competitive Spirit for a Good Cause

At the Fort Bliss event, Chestnut went head-to-head with four soldiers, raising money for military families. His competitive spirit shone as he aimed to maintain his pace, sharing:

"I’m thinking, might as well make it five (soldiers) so I won’t get lazy... Sometimes if it looks like I’m in the lead, I slow down. I really want to push hard for all five minutes.”

A Champion's Legacy

While Chestnut's record of 76 hot dogs and buns consumed in 10 minutes remains unmatched, set in 2021, this year's Nathan's contest saw a new champion arise. Pat Bertoletti claimed the title, consuming 58 hot dogs and buns.

Chestnut's impact on the competitive eating world remains undeniable, and his legacy continues to inspire and push the limits of human consumption.

A Bittersweet Victory

While Bertoletti's victory is commendable, it is bittersweet for those of us passionate about animal welfare and vegan alternatives. Chestnut's absence left a noticeable gap, and his presence in Texas showcased his unwavering dedication to the sport, even amidst adversity.

Let's hope 2025 brings a more inclusive contest, where plant-based power can take center stage alongside the traditional contenders. Until then, we'll keep an eager eye on Chestnut's next move, wherever his appetite takes him.

Jane Doe
Woke Wire Services