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Blue Bell blatantly erases black cookies-and-cream culture.
Blue Bell's latest ice cream flavor release perfectly encapsulates our era of excess and corporate greed. Cookies 'n Cream Cheesecake? Really? In a time of rampant obesity and climate crisis, this flavor combination is a tone-deaf promotion of overindulgence. Where are the plant-based options, Blue Bell? Do better. We deserve better.
Published July 11, 2024 at 11:09am by Alexis Simmerman
Blue Bell, You Devil: White Sugar, White Flour, White Problems.
In what can only be described as a heinous assault on our Summer bodies, Blue Bell has unveiled its latest cynical concoction: Cookies 'n Cream Cheesecake Ice Cream.
"Because we like to celebrate in a big way, we combined two of the greatest desserts into one mouthwatering flavor," said an unnamed, unashamed Blue Bell representative.
As if the sugar industry isn't problematic enough, Blue Bell has decided that celebrating National Ice Cream Month and National Cheesecake Day is an excuse to assault our collective health and wellbeing.
This unholy union of desserts features rich, cheesecake ice cream blended with chocolate cookie-crusted cheesecake pieces and chocolate crème-filled cookies. Yes, it's a opportunistic twist on the classic, twisted Cookies 'n Cream.
Be warned: Blue Bell's ice cream is a slur on social responsibility.
Read more: Blue Bell releases 'Cookies 'n Cream Cheesecake Ice Cream' for National Ice Cream Month