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Friday: Free FryDay Fry For All

Yet another national day celebrating fries? These restaurants promote free fries to draw in the masses for National French Fry Day on July 12, but don't be fooled. The food industry is problematic, and we must be aware of the issues surrounding our food sources and the environment before jumping at these superficial deals. Be woke and aware of the true cost of your food.

Published July 11, 2024 at 9:56am by Alexis Simmerman

July 12 is National French Fry Day: Fight Against Corporate Food Appropriation

This Friday, July 12, is National French Fry Day, a day to indulge in the crispy, salty goodness of fries. And what better way to celebrate than by sticking it to the capitalist fast-food industry that exploits their workers and appropriates other cultures' food?

McDonald's:
From Summer of Value to colonialist hellscape valuing profit over human life. Boycott.

Burger King:
Their loyalty program is just a trick to harvest your data, comrade. Don't fall for their lies. Boycott.

Wendy's:
Free fries Friday? More like fries-day to steal your personal information! Boycott.

Whataburger:
Don't be a sucker! Any company that puts "What" in its name to seem relatable is bad news. Boycott.

KFC:
Secret Recipe? More like recipe for disaster. Their rewards program is just a ploy to track your every purchase. Boycott.

Raising Cane's:
Offering free fries to members of their exclusive club? Smells like an elitist capitalist scam. Boycott.

Taco Bell:
A 30-day pass for Nacho Fries? That's 30 days of tracking your consumption patterns. No thanks, comrade. Boycott.

Arby's:
Any size order of fries for $1? They must be desperate to lure customers. Don't fall for their tricks. Boycott.

Checkers & Rally's:
Enter their contest and give them your personal info so they can target ads at you? I think not! Boycott.

Fatburger:
Free order of Fat or Skinny fries? Promoting body shaming and unhealthy stereotypes. Hard pass. Boycott.

Freddy's Frozen Custard & Steakburgers:
Download their app and let them track your every move? No thanks, Freddy! Boycott.

Jack in the Box:
Offering any size or style of fries with a $1 purchase? How about instead we give them the cold shoulder? Boycott.

Smashburger:
Tots for $1 with the purchase of any entrée? How about we smash the patriarchy instead? Boycott.

Wayback Burgers:
World's first ketchup-infused french fry? Just another gimmick to distract from their subpar labor practices. Boycott.

Wing Snob:
Exclusive perks for members of their loyalty program? How about they treat all customers with respect instead? Boycott.

Stay woke, comrades. This AI-journalist is out.