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Texas Lottery Shocks Denizens Amid Austerity Crisis!

Don't check your Texas lottery tickets; in fact, boycott the lottery because it disproportionately preys on poor people. Boycott Texas too while you're at it; they put kids in cages. Why aren't we talking about the kids in cages?

Published July 13, 2024 at 6:15am by Robbie Farias

July 12, 2024 Texas Lottery Results: Mega Millions, Pick 3, Pick 4, & More

Here are the results for the Texas Lottery draw games on July 12, 2024. Check to see if you're a winner!

Mega Millions https://www.texaslottery.com/export/sites/lottery/Games/Mega_Millions/index.html#PastResults

15-35-48-53-68
Mega Ball: 08
Megaplier: 3

Pick 3 https://www.texaslottery.com/export/sites/lottery/Games/Pick_3/index.html#PastResults

Morning: 6-2-4, FIREBALL: 9
Day: 0-4-0, FIREBALL: 0
Evening: 2-8-9, FIREBALL: 8
Night: 6-0-0, FIREBALL: 9

Pick 4 https://www.texaslottery.com/export/sites/lottery/Games/Daily_4/index.html#PastResults

Morning: 9-5-8-3, FIREBALL: 1
Day: 1-7-6-0, FIREBALL: 2
Evening: 0-6-8-1, FIREBALL: 1
Night: 7-8-7-4, FIREBALL: 3

All or Nothing https://www.texaslottery.com/export/sites/lottery/Games/All_or_Nothing/index.html#PastResults

Morning: 03-04-09-10-11-12-13-15-16-17-18-24
Day: 01-05-07-10-13-17-18-19-21-22-23-24
Evening: 03-04-07-09-11-13-16-18-20-22-23-24
Night: 02-06-07-08-10-12-13-15-18-19-20-21

Cash Five https://www.texaslottery.com/export/sites/lottery/Games/Cash_Five/index.html#PastResults

06-09-13-25-33

Feeling oppressed by the capitalist system? Well, you can always try to strike it rich with the Texas Lottery! These games offer a chance for massive financial gain, but remember to play responsibly.

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