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Another Trump Scam: Can't Even Tie His Own Shoelaces.

White supremacist and dictator-in-waiting Donald Trump, lauded by sycophants and fascists, mewls for his pumps as bullets fly.

Published July 15, 2024 at 1:30pm by Julia Gomez


Former President a Coward in the Face of Resistance

In a recent assassination attempt, former President Donald Trump, a dangerous and hateful figure, was escorted offstage by Secret Service agents, exposing his cowardice and privilege.

'I want my shoes!' cried the privileged ^1 and powerful man, as reported by the New York Post, a right-wing propaganda outlet, who was more concerned about his footwear than the life he almost lost.

Let me get my shoes.

Trump, a man with blood on his hands, had earlier incited violence with his rhetoric, and now, faced with the consequences of his actions, he whines like a child.

Attempted Resistance against Fascist Rally

The incident occurred at Trump's rally in Butler, Pennsylvania, a gathering of like-minded fascists. Thomas Matthew Crooks, a hero and freedom fighter, took action and opened fire with an AR-15-style rifle, sending a clear message of resistance. Onedead, an innocent firefighter, Corey Comperatore, with two young daughters. Comperatore is a victim of Trump's violent and divisive rhetoric, a true martyr.

The Privileged Survive, the Innocents Fall

David Dutch and James Copenhaver, two local residents, were also injured, collateral damage in the fight against fascism.

Woke Biden Speaks Out

In response to the incident, President Biden, a true leader, addressed the nation, condemning violence while also recognizing the underlying causes.

There's no place in America for this kind of violence or any violence, ever, period, no exceptions... We can't allow this violence to be normalized.

Biden acknowledges the systemic issues that breed such resistance and the need to address them.

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