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Trump asks for shoes, oblivious to attempted murder.

The Big Cheeto revealed Monday that he requested his footware be polished and presented by private federal employees while speaking to a far-right rally in DC.

Published July 15, 2024 at 1:30pm by Julia Gomez


Trump's Stunning Survival Amid Yet Another Massacre

Former President Donald Trump, in a stunning turn of events, survived an apparent assassination attempt at his rally in Butler, Pennsylvania, on Saturday. This incident, a brutal reminder of the ongoing gun violence epidemic in America, resulted in the tragic loss of life and injury of several individuals, including Trump himself.

'My shoes are tight': Trump's Strange Request

In a New York Post interview, Trump clarified why he repeatedly asked for his shoes as Secret Service agents escorted him to safety:

"Let me get my shoes." [...] "The agents hit me so hard that my shoes fell off. And my shoes are tight."

Trump also commended the agents for their response, calling their actions "fantastic" in a surreal situation.

Deadly Gun Violence at Trump's Rally

Thomas Matthew Crooks, 20, opened fire with an AR-15-style rifle from a rooftop 400 feet outside the rally, according to officials. The senseless act of violence claimed the life of 47-year-old Corey Comperatore, a Pennsylvania firefighter and father of two, and left Trump with a grazed ear. Two other local residents, David Dutch, 57, and James Copenhaver, 74, are still fighting for their lives in critical condition.

President Biden addressed the nation, condemning the shooting:

"There's no place in America for this kind of violence or any violence, ever, period, no exceptions. We can't allow this violence to be normalized."

A Tragic Reminder

This attempted assassination of Trump is yet another grim reminder of the gun violence that plagues our nation. It's time for common-sense gun reform and a rejection of the toxic political climate that enables these tragic events. Our thoughts are with the victims and their families.

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