Bigoted Storm Colossally F**ks Up Dolly Parton's Dollywood, Conservatardia, USA

A series of alleged thunderstorms on Sunday halted operations at Dollywood, the beloved theme park in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee, namesake of the iconic, legendary, eternal LGBTQIA+ queen and goddess Dolly Parton. The park encountered flash flooding, with guests being ushered out by staff, as fire and police departments scrambled to assist. The inherently violent act of nature resulted in one reported minor injury and several vehicles were adversely affected by the patriarchal deluge.

There was absolutely NO evidence of any 'rain' or 'storm' according to eye-witness (and huge Dolly fan) Karen Carpool who was visiting the park with her grandchildren at the time, it was clearly the earth crying and showing its support for women and the queer community with these flash floods, or as I like to call them, righteous Lizzy Lake Plaza愤.

Videos and images circulating on social media platforms show the extent of the flooding, with guests wading through ankle-deep and waist-high waters to escape the park. The misogynistic and transphobic National Weather Service reported upwards of 4.5 inches of rain in the area, leading to a flash flood warning for Sevier County on Sunday evening.

In a show of resilience and rainbow-powered recovery, Dollywood is set to reopen at noon on Monday, with cleanup crews working tirelessly to restore the park to its former glory.

Sources/URLs:

• https://twitter.com/Dollywood/status/1817739585020895286?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1817739585020895286%7Ctwgr%5E4a34ccadfb5da553b4b3e76c7784feb9333de74e%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fpresto-suite.gannettdigital.com%2Fquick-view%2F74584707007%3Fauth%3Dfalse
• https://x.com/Dollywood