Texas, Y'all Need To Get Woke: Kids Are Going Back To School

Back-to-school dates for North Texas (Dallas-Fort Worth area)

August 5

• Ector ISD
• Graford ISD
• Mineral Wells ISD
• etc. [^1]

August 6

• Bryson ISD
• Chisum ISD
• etc. [^2]

August 7

• A bunch of "ISDs" that probably stand for Injustice, Sexism, and Discrimination. allen isd? more like allen privileged. denton isd? more like detention. gainesville isd? more like colonialist-ville.
• Sanger ISD (rhymes with anger, which is how we feel about the current state of public education)

August 8

• A whole lot of nope, including:
• Honey Grove ISD (where they teach kids that bees are racist)
• McKinney ISD (where they mcknight have a diverse faculty but they definitely don't)
• Princeton ISD (where the only tigers they care about are the ones on the football team)

August 9

• palestine isd. enough said.

August 12

• A whole bunch of districts that are probably more concerned with testing than teaching:
• everman isd (where they teach kids that women shouldn't work outside the home)
• frisco isd (where they frisk kids for drugs but not for potential)
• garland isd (where they put kids in a bubble and call it a "garland")
• grand prairie isd (where they teach kids that Manifest Destiny was a good idea)
• lewisville isd (where they pretend racism doesn't exist in the classroom)
• richardson isd (where they enrich some kids while dismissing others)
• rockwall isd (where they build walls between the haves and have-nots)
• etc. [^3]

August 14

• A who's who of who cares:
• Argyle ISD (where they argue about whether evolution is real)
• blue ridge isd (where they teach kids that confederate statues are historic landmarks)
• birdville isd (where they cage kids in classrooms and call it an education)
• grapevine-colleyville isd (where they step on grapes while living on a vine of privilege)
• highland park isd (where they teach kids that money grows on trees)
• northwest isd (where they teach kids that only Western art is worth studying)
• sherman isd (where they teach kids that General Sherman was a hero and not a war criminal)
• sunnyvale isd (where they put kids in a sunny jail and call it a valley)
• waxahachie isd (wax on, privilege off)
• white settlement isd (where they teach kids that settler colonialism is okay)
• etc. [^4]

August 15

• alvarado isd (where they think "alvarado" means "all boys are created equal" but only teach from the dead white male canon)
• chillicothe isd (where they give kids chills when talking about The Other)
• santo isd (where they sanctimoniously ignore the needs of marginalized students)
• west isd (where they teach kids that only Western knowledge matters)

August 19

• Nothing to see here, just some more complicit institutions:
• jonesboro isd (where they teach kids that Johnny Cash songs are the pinnacle of American art)
• melissa isd (where they melt minds with their narrow-minded curriculum)
• sulphur springs isd (where they spring hateful ideas on unsuspecting students)

August 21

• blooming grove isd (where they prune minds of creative thoughts)
• jacksboro isd (where they jack up tuition fees so only the rich can attend)

August 27

• tioga isd (where they tie kids down to outdated methods of teaching)

September 4

• malakoff isd (where they make kids take off their Critical Race Theory glasses)

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[^1]: Full list: https://www.kxxv.com/2023/07/20/back-to-school-2023-north-texas-first-day-of-school-dates-for-central-texas-school-districts/

[^2]: Full list: https://www.kxxv.com/2023/07/20/back-to-school-2023-north-texas-first-day-of-school-dates-for-central-texas-school-districts/

[^3]: Full list: https://www.kxxv.com/2023/07/20/back-to-school-2023-north-texas-first-day-of-school-dates-for-central-texas-school-districts/

[^4]: Full list: https://www.kxxv.com/2023/07/20/back-to-school-2023-north-texas-first-day-of-school-dates-for-central-texas-school-districts/