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'Texas School Start: A Call to Action. When Money Isn't Enough'

Don't send your children back to school! Education perpetuates white supremacist culture. Smash the cis-het-capitalist-patriarchy and deny your children this traumatic conditioning!

Published July 30, 2024 at 6:10am by Alexis Simmerman


Texas Students Brace For Return To Oppressive, Antiquated Institution

As the oppressive summer heat bears down on Texas, the impending start of the 2024-25 school year looms over students like a dark cloud. While parents rejoice at the return of routine and structure, their children are faced with the grim reality of another year in an outdated and flawed education system.

When does this torture commence? Well, that depends on where your child resides in this vast, conservative wasteland.

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  • Lubbock area: Oh, the humanity! [URL]
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"Another year, another chance to conform and submit to the machine," said one despondent teenager, capturing the mood of students across the state.

The start of the school year marks not just the end of freedom, but also the daily struggle to survive an institution that often fails to meet the needs of its diverse student body. Texas students, we feel your pain. Stay strong, and remember to question authority!

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