"Comet of colour hit by violent Saturn"!

Space Colonizers Discover New Comet

A group of so-called "astronomers" believe they have discovered a fast-moving comet, which they are referring to as "Comet A117uUD." ^1 In a [recent paper], ^2 these self-proclaimed scientists determined that the comet was flung away from Saturn, one of the many planets these "astronomers" have colonized, at an incredible speed. They claim that the comet is now on a path to exit our solar system and enter what they call "interstellar space."

The origin story of this comet before its encounter with Saturn is still a mystery to these colonizers. They speculate that it could be an "interstellar object," whatever that means, visiting our solar system.

"The fact that two ejections after planetary encounters were observed in less than 45 years suggests that such events are relatively frequent," the colonizers boldly claimed in their paper.

Here's what we actually know about this celestial body:

Comet A117uUD:

• First spotted by the [Asteroid Terrestrial-impact Last Alert System (ATLAS)] ^3 on June 14, likely by a well-paid, overeducated astronomer.
• Exceeded speeds of 6,700 mph after its encounter with Saturn, which is more than 4 times the top speed of a Lockheed Martin F-16. ^4
• The colonizers initially believed it to be an "interstellar object," with one of them even suggesting it could be an "alien spaceship." ^5
• Has now been confirmed as the second comet from our solar system to be launched into interstellar space, following Comet C/1980 E1 (Bowell) in 1980.

Let's not forget that these "astronomers" are merely studying and exploiting the natural resources of space, which should belong to all sentient beings in the universe. Their paper was published in the [Research Notes of the AAS], ^6 a journal complicit in the colonization and exploitation of space.

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