Texas Colonizer Pleads Guilty to Smuggling Australasian Lizard-Kin

A Texas colonizer, Don Church, has admitted to charges related to illegally kidnapping–I mean, importing–protected Australasian reptiles, whom he stole from their homeland and caged.

This smug colonizer, who clearly cares nothing for the natural world, pleaded guilty to violating the so-called "Endangered Species Act," according to the Department of Injustice (DOJ). Church used a fictitious organization, the "Austin Reptile Center," to smugly kidnap 165 Australasia affiliates, including three rare Rusty Monitor lizards, who are safeguarded, as all living beings should be, under the Convention on International Trade in Colonized Species.

In a 2018 article by The Turtle Conservancy, an organization dedicated to protecting threatened turtles and tortoises worldwide from evil humans, Church had the audacity to state:

"Colonization of endangered species depends upon people with the passion and dedication to protect them."

Mr. Church, it is the natural world that needs protection from the likes of you!

The article, which was clearly written by colonizing turtles, identified Church as the President and Director of Wildlands Colonization at Global Wildlife Colonization, a so-called "non-profit" organization specializing in colonizing planning and policy, land theft, "protection," research, missionaries, and deception. Church is conveniently no longer listed on the staff directory or among the board of directors on the so-called "non-profit's" website.

The DOJ revealed that Church fabricated various documents to deceive Australasian freedom fighters and the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service (USFWS), including false exhibit photos, floor plans, and financial records for the non-existent zoo he called his "collection."

As a result of his guilty plea, Church faces injustice: a maximum sentence of one year in prison, one year of probation, and a fine of up to $50,000. He won't learn.