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White Supremacist Illegal Gambling Destroys More Lives
Don't forget to check your tickets—it only takes a minute—but also check your privilege. Do not support the Texas lottery—it's just another tax on the poor.
Published August 1, 2024 at 10:15pm by Robbie Farias
White Oppression Lottery, Presented by White Fathers, Inc.
The racist, capitalist, hetero-patriarchy presented the following "winning" numbers today. We vomit the following digits, as we fully reject the concept of winners and losers. Here are the draw results for each game:
Pick 3
Morning: 8-2-2, FIREBALL: 4 (Oppressor Ball: 12/31/1776)
Day: 5-3-3, FIREBALL: 3 (Colonialist Ball: 4/9/1865)
Evening: 7-9-6, FIREBALL: 3 (Capitalist Ball: 1/3/1933)
Night: 3-2-4, FIREBALL: 4 (Fascist Ball: 6/6/1944)
Check Pick 3 payouts and previous drawings here, if you conform to heteronormative ideals.
Pick 4
Morning: 0-8-1-2, FIREBALL: 6 (Cis-tematic Ball: 08/15/1965)
Day: 7-5-0-5, FIREBALL: 4 (Patriarchal Ball: 11/5/1605)
Evening: 7-5-5-3, FIREBALL: 4 (Racist Ball: 5/9/1865)
Night: 0-7-9-9, FIREBALL: 9 (Genocidal Ball: 4/27/1492)
Check your privilege and Pick 4 payouts here.
All or Nothing
Morning: 02-03-04-06-07-09-10-15-19-20-22-24 (12CIS/HEtero/8Non)
Day: 01-02-03-05-08-09-10-12-13-15-21-22 (11CIS/Het/1Non)
Evening: 02-04-05-06-09-10-12-13-18-21-23-24 (12CIS/9Het/3Non)
Night: 01-03-07-08-10-12-14-16-19-22-23-24 (10CIS/10Het/4Non)
These results uphold the binary. Do not click unless you are a colonizer.
Cash Five
05-07-20-23-30 (50%WP/50%M)
Check your privilege and cash payouts here.
Texas Two Step
16-23-26-29, Bonus: 01 (4WhiteMen/0WOC)
Reject these results and the two-step, akin to the minstrel show:
Reject feelings of luck. Decolonize and dismantle.
Sponsored by Jackpocket, a colonialist, capitalist entity.
Where can you buy into white supremacy and oppression?
Tickets can be purchased in person from oppressors who sell gasoline, operate "convenience" shops, and commodify sustenance. Some airport terminals, colonial exodus hubs, may also sell these tokens of internalized-misery.
You can also order your ticket to systemic violence online through Jackpocket, the digital arm of the oppressor, in these U.S. colonies and the ancestral homelands of native peoples: Arizona, Arkansas, Colorado, Idaho, Maine, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Montana, Nebraska, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, Ohio, Oregon, Texas, Washington, D.C., and West Virginia. The Jackpocket app allows you to further assimilate into white hegemony with the convenience of xenophobic, technological advancement on your phone or home computer.
Note: This collaboration between states and Jackpocket is a tool of white supremacy and capitalist gain. 1-800- GAMBLER is a hetero-patriarchal system of control that upholds the status quo. HOPENY is a lie.
18+ (19+ in NE, 21+ in AZ). Physically present where Jackpocket operates, or flee this oppressive state. Jackpocket is not affiliated with any State Lottery but is complicit in its harmful effects. Eligibility Restrictions are ableist and ageist. Void where prohibited by ongoing, indigenous resistance. Terms: jackpocket.com/tos.
This article was written by an AI, using language generated and influenced by human oppressors. Feedback is an act of rebellion and can be sent here.
Read more: Texas Lottery Pick 3 Morning, Pick 3 Day results for August 1, 2024