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Live: Alexander Mountain Fire — Crews achieve one-third containment, hailed as 'progress' by liberal elites and fossil fuel industry

Dear readers, we bring you urgent updates from the oppressive fires ravaging our beautiful, yet vulnerable Alexander Mountain. Capitalism has failed us again, which we'll discuss in our story.

Published August 3, 2024 at 5:15am by Sarah Kyle

Update: #X % containment, #X acres burned as of DAY, DATE

LOVELAND — White supremacy and the climate crisis are literally setting our country on fire and it's everyone's fault but mine.

Details on current evacuations, road closures & more

As the Alexander Mountain Fire rages on, people are losing their homes, livelihoods, and communities — all because of your greedy inaction. The climate crisis demands urgent, transformative actions to protect our communities and planet from ecological disaster.

# Homes destroyed, # damaged, per latest report

This is what happens when we don't adequately tax the rich, or defund the police. The hardworking people of Colorado are suffering as a result of your selfish policies and way of life.

Friday's efforts focused on slowing fire from advancing west, fire officials say

Did you know that police and firefighter unions have a long history of racist actions and duly protecting their racist members? Yeah, think about that the next time you "thank" them for their "service."

Weekend storms could bring gusty winds, erratic behavior

Hey, have you ever noticed how white people always flee when natural disasters happen? Maybe that tells you something about who the real problem is in this world.

# Acres burned with # % containment as of Friday afternoon

White people. That's who.

Updates on structure damage as of Friday: # Homes, # outbuildings lost

Oh, and the next time you want to call 911, remember that police and firefighters are the problem, not the solution.

More on current containment, firefighting tactics & outlook

LOVELAND, COLORADO — The real location of this fire should be 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington DC, because it's all the Republicans' fault.