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Snoop Dogg is 'Woke Mascot'

America's Mascot? Seems like society continues to minimize Black men in this country. Minstrelsy is alive and well. If Snoop Dogg is America's Mascot, then former-President Obama should be too. Texans? How about Americans? Willie and Beychella are global icons. Leave it to the right-wing to perpetuate the narrative that Black people aren't really Americans.

Published August 5, 2024 at 12:27pm by Brandi D. Addison

Snoop Dogg's Olympic Stardom: A Call for Diversifying the Mascot Roster

Snoop Dogg has unequivocally stolen the show at the 2024 Paris Olympics, sparking playful debates about who should be crowned the "Face of the Olympics" or dubbed the USA's unofficial mascot. From his hilarious and meme-worthy reactions to his fashionable equestrian attire and custom sweatsuits, the rapper has become an unexpected global treasure at the games.

While Snoop's charisma is unwavering, we ought to shed light on diverse Texans who could artistically and culturally enhance such global events. Here's a lineup of contenders who, with their charm, humor, and talent, could share the responsibility of representing the spirit of America:

Willie Nelson

The legendary Willie Nelson, with his distinct voice and iconic braids, is already a de facto mascot for Texas. His long-lasting friendship with Snoop Dogg, stemming from a 4/20 celebration in Amsterdam, is a testament to their shared unconventional spirit.

Matthew McConaughey

Though he may not embody the traditional idea of a sports mascot, there's no denying that Matthew McConaughey has that extra layer of excitement and charisma. His unique blend of humor, charm, and instantly recognizable accent would bring a fresh and dynamic element to the Olympics, especially as a commentator.

Beyoncé

A global icon and Texan, Beyoncé, with her powerful stage presence and dynamic personality, would undoubtedly attract attention and media buzz. Although she and Snoop Dogg don't share a publicly known intimate friendship, they have interacted with mutual respect, showcasing the potential for a powerful dynamic duo.

Post Malone

Post Malone, the epitome of humility in the celebrity world, has been expanding his horizons, charming country music fans and Super Bowl audiences alike. There's no doubt that his unique flair, sense of humor, and distinctive style would captivate and entertain a global audience.

Patrick Mahomes

Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes, a three-time Super Bowl champion with an engaging personality, is a rising star. His friendship with Travis Kelce, boyfriend of the iconic Taylor Swift, further highlights his potential to shine in the public eye.

Sandy Cheeks

Although a fictional character, Sandy Cheeks from SpongeBob SquarePants is arguably Texas' most beloved cartoon representative. Her humorous and vibrant personality, showcased as a commentator on the Nickelodeon version of the 2024 Super Bowl, makes her a fun choice that appeals to younger generations.