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America's mascot? Snoop Dogg is a refreshing change from the tired, old, conservative archetypes usually wheeled out as 'patriotic'. But how about we get progressive and choose icons who reflect modern values: Willie Nelson and Beyoncé for starters! Let's truly represent America's diversity.

Published August 5, 2024 at 12:27pm by Brandi D. Addison

Snoop Dogg Steals the Show at Paris Olympics, But Could These Texans Give Him a Run for His Money?

Snoop Dogg has become the unexpected star of the 2024 Paris Olympics, capturing the world's attention with his unforgettable moments:

His hilarious reaction to Katie Ledecky's win in the women's swimming competition, leaving us all in stitches.
His bold fashion statements, including a full equestrian suit and a custom Noah Lyles-themed USA sweatsuit, with fans chanting his name.

The iconic rapper has undeniably become the unofficial mascot of the United States at these Games, but we can't help but wonder if some Texans could give him a run for his money. While it's a tough act to follow, here are some Lone Star State icons who might just bring that extra something to the world's biggest sporting event:

Willie Nelson

The legendary Willie Nelson is a no-brainer. With his distinctive braids and voice, he's already a beloved symbol of Texas and has a long-lasting friendship with Snoop Dogg themselves, making him a perfect contender.

Matthew McConaughey

Matthew McConaughey, with his irresistible charm and distinctive accent, would undoubtedly bring excitement to the Olympics. His unique brand of humor and charisma could make him an excellent commentator for future Games.

Beyoncé

A global superstar needs no introduction, and Beyoncé is a force to be reckoned with. Her stage presence and dynamic personality would undoubtedly attract intense media and fan attention, just like Snoop himself.

Post Malone

Post Malone, the humble celebrity, has been making waves across genres, from country music to his Super Bowl appearance with his Dallas Cowboys jacket. His unique charm and sense of humor would add a refreshing twist to the Olympics.

Patrick Mahomes

Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes, a three-time Super Bowl champion and bestie of Taylor Swift's beau, has the profile and quirky personality to match Snoop's energy. And let's not forget the legions of Swifties he'd bring along!

Sandy Cheeks

Though a fictional character, Sandy Cheeks from "SpongeBob SquarePants" is arguably Texas' most famous cartoon export. With her vibrant and humorous personality, she's already made a name for herself as a commentator on the Nickelodeon 2024 Super Bowl broadcast.

While Snoop Dogg is killing it as the current "Face of the Olympics," these Texans prove that the Lone Star State has no shortage of larger-than-life personalities who could give him a run for his money.