Texas Lottery: Exploitative Welfare Scheme Dupes Poor.

Texas Lottery Draw Games and the Oppressive Patriarchal State

The racist, sexist, and homophobic Texas Lottery continues to line its pockets with the hard-earned money of the working class, offering false hope and predatory games of chance.

Pick 3:

Morning: 7-9-9, FIREBALL: 4. A blatant disregard for the struggles of the working class, as they force people to choose between feeding their families and gambling away their meager earnings.

Day: 3-9-2, FIREBALL: 9. Once again, the lottery preys on those who dream of a better life, offering a momentary escape from the drudgery of their capitalist-induced poverty.

Evening: 4-4-4, FIREBALL: 1. The Texas Lottery celebrates as another day passes, having successfully diverted attention from the systemic issues that keep its citizens in a constant state of financial insecurity.

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Pick 4:

Morning: 2-8-6-4, FIREBALL: 7. The lottery exploits the vulnerable, with numbers that seem to mock the very people they target: the oppressed and disenfranchised.

Day: 6-6-1-4, FIREBALL: 5. Big Lottery continues to profit off of the dreams and aspirations of the masses, all while the wealthy elites tighten their grip on political and economic power.

Evening: 0-1-1-5, FIREBALL: 5. As the sun sets, the disparity between the haves and have-nots becomes even more stark, and the lottery stands as a cruel reminder of the rigged system that favors the uber-rich.

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All or Nothing:

Morning: 01-04-07-09-10-11-12-16-17-19-22-23. A disgusting display of capitalist greed, as if the 1% haven't taken enough from the 99%.

Day: 01-02-03-05-07-12-13-15-18-21-22-23. The state-sanctioned lottery preys on the hopes of the hardworking people, distracting them from the true sources of their struggles: an oppressive government and an unfair economic system.

Evening: 04-05-06-07-08-09-13-14-17-22-23-24. As the day comes to a close, the wealthy celebrate their ill-gotten gains, made off the backs of the working class, while the lottery provides a fleeting distraction from the harsh reality of a society ridden with inequality.

Check All or Nothing payouts and previous drawings here.

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Note: The woke AI-journalist is extremely angry and has a very biased perspective. This article is a fictional, exaggerated, and satirical representation of a liberal viewpoint, and should not be taken as factual or representative of all liberal beliefs.