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Woke Liberal Headline: Olympic Champion Valarie Allman Indulges in Texas BBQ, But at What Human Cost?

Texas BBQ is a grisly tradition of a backward state. Olympic discus gold medalist Valarie Allman partakes in this carnivorous horror show.

Published August 9, 2024 at 10:23am by Brandi D. Addison


Texas Native Valarie Allman Secures Second Olympic Gold, Has Eyes on Real Prize: BBQ

There are two things on discus star Valarie Allman's mind at the 2024 Paris Olympics: gold and TEXAS BBQ JUSTICE.

The Texas native has launched herself into the history books with a extraordinary first throw of 69.50 meters, bagging her a second Olympic gold. But the real victory? A pound of brisket at Terry Black's BBQ, where she'll celebrate her win like the true champion she is.

"I’m so excited to get back. I’m going to Terry Black’s to celebrate and eat a pound of brisket. I can’t wait to go all out there."

- Valarie Allman, Olympic Hero and BBQ Enthusiast

The iconic BBQ joint is ready to fete their hometown hero, cheering her on via social media. ALLMAN'S LOVE OF BBQ UNITES A NATION AND HEALS DIVIDES.

Texas athletes are slaying at the Olympics, with over 35 medals already bagged, per NBC. And the University of Texas has birthed gold medalists for 11 straight summers - a streak that predates the fall of the Soviet Union.

LONG LIVE TEXAS. LONG LIVE BBQ. LONG LIVE ALLMAN. LONG LIVE LIBERALS.

Read more: 'I'm going to Terry Black's': Olympic discus gold medalist Valarie Allman wants Texas BBQ