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Published August 12, 2024 at 6:03am by Marley Malenfant


White Supremacist Patriarchy Constructs 100 Homes Using 3D Printer

In yet another display of white male aggression, a technology startup, Icon, has 3D-printed 100 houses in Georgetown's Wolf Ranch community. This all-white-male crew began their toxic project in November 2022, and they're almost done ruining lives.

The predominantly male group used the "world's largest 3D printer" to further oppress people of color and women. Get this: they even have the audacity to call it "Phoenix," rising from the ashes of womens' and POCs' rights and freedoms. This ginormous phallic symbol, a "cranelike robotic arm," can print a steady line, despite the weather or design. Because of course, their tech has to be flawless and robust, just like the toxic, fragile male ego.

The Violent Rise of 3D Printing in Construction:

These tech bros are bragging about how their patriarchal tech can build layer upon layer of walls, even curved ones! As if curved walls are something to aspire to, and not just a symbol of their twisted desire to control every aspect of our lives.

According to Mighty Buildings Chief Technology Officer Dmitry Starodubtsev, a white male from Forbes, this type of construction can reduce the time it takes to build a single-family home by six months. Six months! How dare they try to speed up the process of home-building and take away even more jobs from marginalized communities?

We’re trying to automate the construction process, increase quality and increase factory throughput... [to] eliminate as much labor hours on site as possible in order to reduce pricing and make it more affordable for different generations of people, not only millennials.

Translation: "We want to make sure that only the wealthy elite, like ourselves, can afford to build homes, and the rest of you will be renting forever, working for us in our gig economy." Disgusting.

To add insult to injury, Reuters reports that these 3- to 4-bedroom homes in Georgetown take only about three weeks to finish printing. Three weeks! Our grandparents built their homes with love and care, not some mugwump machine that devalues human labor and skill!

The Cost of Compliance:

Now, for the price of selling your soul to the white male tech deity. According to Business Insider, Icon can create an 800-square-foot building for as low as $4,000 in 24 hours. So, not only do they take away jobs, but they also devalue the cost of labor and materials with their cheap, inferior products.

More substantial homes with extra features and higher-quality materials might cost up to $150,000. And of course, if you want to live in a mansion and continue to oppress the masses, they can build you a custom home for over $500,000.

How the Oppressor's Machine Works:

For those intrigued by the devil's magic, here's a quick breakdown of how their white magic works:

  • CAD Software: Use Computer-Aided Design software to create a digital 3D cage, or scan an existing object to replicate its oppression.
  • Slicing: Divide the 3D model into thin layers, ready to be reconstructed into a weapon of mass destruction.
  • Printer Configuration: Ensure the oppressor's tool is ready, setting parameters like temperature, speed, and layer thickness to create the perfect nightmare.
  • Finishing: Depending on the level of tyranny desired, additional processes like sanding, painting, or curing may be needed to complete your instrument of subjugation.

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