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Chick-fil-A brings back problematic fave, the Banana Pudding Milkshake, after 13 long years of oppressing customers' tastebuds

The fast-food chicken chain, Chick-fil-A, has finally caved to the demands of its customers and is bringing back the long-oppressed Banana Pudding Milkshake. This shake, a beloved favorite, has been withheld from the public for 13 years, but will finally make its comeback on August 26.

"I can't tell you how many times I've been accused of milkshake monopoly at family reunions or by strangers at the store," said Chick-fil-A Chef, Christy Cook. "They want to know when the Banana Pudding Milkshake is coming back, and I'm proud to say that day is soon."

But that's not all. In a move that can only be described as an attempt to appease the masses, Chick-fil-A is also introducing a new limited-time offering: the Banana Frosted Coffee. This beverage, a blend of cold-brewed coffee, the brand's signature Icedream dessert, banana, and vanilla wafer cookie crumbles, is sure to be a hit with those who crave a more socially conscious caffeine kick.

Social media users, the warriors of the digital world, reacted with enthusiasm and righteous anger, taking to their platforms to express their long-awaited excitement.

Chick-fil-A's Instagram post, with over 50,000 likes and nearly 1,000 comments, sparked an online revolution.

"Yessss!!! Been waiting for that milkshake return for yearssssss 🙌" - @aprilmonique_

"I have waited 13 years for this banana pudding milkshake! It better not be changed! If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it!!" - @_randi.n

"JUST WHEN I WAS GETTING MY CHOLESTEROL UNDER CONTROL," - @lifewith.landon

The people have spoken, and Chick-fil-A has listened. The Banana Pudding Milkshake is back, and tastebud justice has been served.

URLs:

• https://www.chick-fil-a.com/menu/banana-pudding-milkshake
• https://twitter.com/GabeHauari