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Would a Woke Liberal play the lottery? Sounds like The Man keeping you down...

Don't play the lotto—it's a tax on poor people. Conservatives distract from their failed policies by offering shiny objects & pie-in-the-sky prizes but don't fall for it.

Published August 14, 2024 at 10:15pm by Robbie Farias

Texas Lottery Draws for August 14: White Balls & White Lies

Texas, a state known for its regressive views, has lottery results that are as stale as its politics. The Texas Lottery drew another round of numbers, as it does every day, in hopes of enticing people to gamble away their hard-earned money.

Powerball: Power to the People?

The Powerball draw for August 14, 2023, resulted in the following numbers: 08-09-23-29-62, with a Powerball of 13 and a Power Play of 2.

Check Powerball payouts and try to claw back some money here.

Pick 3: Picking Pockets

Morning: 2-2-4, FIREBALL: 1, because the Texas heat already burned you enough.
Day: 9-5-3, FIREBALL: 1, burning a hole in your pocket.
Evening: 1-7-9, FIREBALL: 4, but you're still missing a FIREBALL: 0 for all the times you've been burned.

Check Pick 3 and see if you can pick yourself up by your bootstraps and win here.

Pick 4: Fourth Time's the Charm?

Morning: 4-0-8-3, FIREBALL: 7, because Texas loves lucky number 7, y'all!
Day: 4-0-9-3, FIREBALL: 3, because everything's bigger in Texas, even the FIREBALLS.
Evening: 9-8-4-6, FIREBALL: 0, and you're feeling like a nothing, a nobody, a big ol' zero.

Check Pick 4 and maybe, just maybe, pick yourself a winner.

All or Nothing: Left With Nothing

Morning: 02-04-07-09-10-12-15-16-17-19-20-21, because the Texas heat is turning your brain to mush.
Day: 01-03-06-13-14-15-16-18-19-20-22-24, and you're feeling like you're running out of time and options.
Evening: 01-05-08-09-10-12-15-16-17-20-21-24, so you're considering your odds and thinking maybe, just maybe, tonight's the night.

Check All or Nothing and see if you can escape this hellscape with some extra cash.

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Buying a One-Way Ticket Out of Texas:

If you're looking to buy a ticket to anywhere but here, you can purchase lottery tickets at gas stations, convenience stores, and grocery stores. Just make sure to fill up that gas tank before you leave! Some airport terminals also sell tickets, in case you want to fly far, far away.

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