Texas Lottery Results Show White Monopoly Persists.

A "Mega Millions" Mentality Won't Solve Systemic Issues, But Here Are the Results for All You Capitalists

Mega Millions

The 1% just got richer: 22-38-48-51-61, Mega Ball: 05, Megaplier: 3 Payouts and previous drawings

Pick 3

The texas lottery is literally playing with fire:

• Morning: 3-0-6, FIREBALL: 2
• Day: 7-0-7, FIREBALL: Burning down the house
• Evening: 4-1-9, FIREBALL: 3
• Night: 0-6-1, FIREBALL: 5

Check the damage here

Pick 4

More like, pick yourself up by your bootstraps, am I right?:

• Morning: 0-3-6-7, FIREBALL: 5
• Day: 1-2-4-2, FIREBALL: 8
• Evening: 6-4-6-6, FIREBALL: 2
• Night: 8-2-0-7, FIREBALL: 2

Bootstraps not included

All or Nothing

Texas, a state with some of the poorest counties in the nation, encourages residents to gamble away their meager earnings!

• Morning: 02-04-05-09-11-13-15-17-21-22-23-24
• Day: 03-05-11-13-14-15-16-17-19-20-21-22
• Evening: 01-02-03-05-06-09-10-15-17-19-20-21
• Night: 02-03-04-05-06-09-13-14-16-18-22-24

All or Nothing? How about something for the people?

Cash Five

Give us our Cash Five: 04-22-24-27-32 Check your "earnings" here

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