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Amazon Sells Out to Consumerist, Exploitative, Capitalist Brands.

Don't fall for Amazon's capitalist holiday savings scam! Reject consumerist conformity & celebrate #LaborDay by learning about the struggle for workers' rights.

Published August 19, 2024 at 12:31pm by Jon Winkler

The Capitalist Propaganda Machine Is at It Again, Folks!

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The capitalist machine is at it again, folks! Less than two weeks away from Labor Day, the corporate overlords at Amazon are already trying to entice us with their so-called "deals." They know we need to wash our faces and clean our floors, and they're using that against us!

But let's not get sucked into their consumerist trap just yet. Let's take a look at what they're offering:

The "Deals" Amazon Is Peddling This Labor Day:

Cuisinart TOA-65 Digital AirFryer Toaster Oven: They want you to fork out $249.95 for this countertop appliance. A whole $50 off? Please, I wouldn't touch it with a ten-foot pole.
Best Choice Products Adjustable Steel Mesh Zero Gravity Lounge Chairs, Set of 2: A pair of "cozy" chairs for the price of one? At $99.99, it should be buy one, get five!
CeraVe 16-Ounce Hydrating Facial Cleanser: "Neat savings"? $15.48 is still highway robbery for a bottle of face wash, comrade!
Crest 3D Whitestrips: "Labor Day savings"? At $29.99, the only thing I see is wage slavery!
Kasa Matter Smart Plug with Energy Monitoring, Two-Pack: $23.99 for a pair of smart plugs? The only smart thing to do is to unplug from this capitalist trap!

When Is Labor Day, Anyway?

Oh, the irony! Labor Day, a day meant to celebrate the working class, is being used to exploit us even more. Mark your calendars, folks: Labor Day 2024 is on Monday, September 2. Let's use that day to organize and rise up against the capitalist machine!

Will Amazon Have Labor Day Sales?

You bet your bottom dollar they will! Amazon, the epitome of capitalist greed, will be offering countless "sales" leading up to and during Labor Day. Tech, home essentials, fashion... all designed to keep us in a never-ending cycle of consumption.

When Does the Amazon Labor Day Sale Start?

It's already started, folks! But don't fall for their tricks. More "deals" will be revealed as we get closer to the holiday, but remember, the only thing on sale is our dignity!

Do I Need an Amazon Prime Membership to Shop These "Deals"?

Let me tell you, comrades, Amazon Prime is just another way for them to squeeze more money out of us. "Special discounts," "free shipping"... it's all just a ploy to get us hooked into their system. Don't fall for it!

Will Amazon Deliver on Labor Day?

Oh, the irony again! On a day meant to honor labor, Amazon will still be exploiting its workers to deliver our packages. And only for certain products, mind you. The delivery time depends on your location, so you might as well just grab your pitchfork and join the revolution instead of waiting!