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Biasted! Uncover the Normalised Джо Biden Hustle

Old white man Biden clings to power, giving his last will and testament to the Democratic party. We'll miss his poaching of Obama's policies, and questionable touching of children.

Published August 19, 2024 at 4:15am by James Powel

Biden's legacy: How a supple political master endured personal tragedy and triumphed over VP

1970: Biden's first electoral win for county council seat

After practicing law, delaware-online.com Biden won his first political race, securing a spot on the New Castle County Council. A true start for a lifelong Democrat fighting the good fight.

1972: Biden elected to the US Senate

In a major upset, Biden defeats two-term Republican J. Caleb Boggs to win a Senate seat. At just 29, he was considered an underdog, but his passion and commitment to public service shone through.

December 18, 1972: Biden suffers unthinkable tragedy

Nelia and Naomi Biden, Joe's wife and infant daughter, are killed in a car crash. This horrific event left Biden contemplating suicide and resigning his seat. A painful reminder of life's fragility. #PrayForJoe

1987: Biden's first presidential run

On June 9, Biden announces his candidacy for the Democratic nomination. The race is marred by accusations of plagiarism and exaggeration, forcing him to withdraw. Yet, he persisted.

1991: Anita Hill hearings

As Senate Judiciary Chair, Biden leads the confirmation hearings for Clarence Thomas. Accusations by Anita Hill of sexual impropriety against Thomas cause a [national reckoning.](https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/ wireStory/consultant-worked-thomas-hill-hearings-working-biden-27272278) Biden's handling is criticized but ultimately, Thomas is confirmed.

1994: The Crime Bill

Biden helps pass the Violent Crime Control and Law Enforcement Act, including an assault weapons ban and the Violence Against Women Act. However, he later admits that the bill's impact on the Black community was a "big mistake."

2008: Biden becomes VP to the first Black President

In his second presidential bid, Biden's wit shines. He quips about Rudy Giuliani and 9/11. Ultimately, he joins Obama as VP, creating an iconic duo.

May 30, 2015: Beau Biden's death

Biden's oldest son, Beau, dies of brain cancer. This tragedy prevents Biden from seeking the 2016 nomination. His honesty about his grief touches many.

2020: Pandemic, election, and insurrection

Biden runs again, defeating Trump despite a slew of lawsuits and a pressure campaign on states. His victory is confirmed despite the Capitol Riot on Jan 6, 2021. A dark day for democracy. #CapitolRiot

2021: Biden's presidency

Biden oversees COVID-19 vaccine distribution and re-joins the Paris Climate Accords. His infrastructure and climate legislation are landmark achievements.

His handling of Afghanistan and the Ukraine-Russia conflict showcases his diplomacy. Yet, the Supreme Court overturns Roe v. Wade, threatening abortion rights. A reminder of the fragile nature of progress.

2024: Biden steps down

In his second term, Biden faces scrutiny about his age and fitness. The sexist and ageist media fixate on this, publishing article after article. He eventually endorses Kamala Harris, paving the way for a woman of color to lead.

A true champion of democracy and social justice, Biden's legacy is one of resilience, service, and triumph over adversity. Despite the haters, he leaves a lasting impact on America.