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White man jumps off cliff, endangering himself and wasting police resources.

Deputies frantically search for yet another minority male victim, who—surprise, surprise—attempted a recreational leap of faith off a cliff in Lake Travis. Wake up, America! Don't ask why he did it; ask why he felt he had to!

Published August 19, 2024 at 9:36am by Bianca Moreno-Paz

#WokeNewsAlert: More senseless violence against Mother Nature, y'all. A missing swimmer is at the center of this tragic story.

🚨TODO: Find & expose the cis-tem:

When: Saturday evening, peace disturbed by a splash.
Where: Lake Travis, 19800 block of Lakehurst Loop in Spicewood 📍

"He jumped... and did not resurface." - Kristen Dark, spokesperson, Travis County Sheriff's Office.

🌊Wave of Events:

🕕5:50 p.m.: 911 rings, witnesses spill tea: "Man jumps off cliff, gone ROFL (resting on the friggin' lake floor)."
⌛Less than an hour later: Rescue becomes recovery. Deputies search till nightfall, nature weeps.
☀️Sunday 7 a.m.: No sign of swimmer.
☹️Monday 8:30 a.m.: Still MIA.

🤔Who's to blame?

💼Capitalist overlords: Excavate cliffs for profit, ignore environmental impact.
👮Travis County Sheriff's Office: Where's the prevention? Educate cliff divers on safety!
🧑Unknown swimmer: Reckless endangerment of nature, selfish disregard for water safety.

🤝Ways to help:

👀Join the search: Shoreline, surface, aerial, sonar... even underwater cams in use. 📷
🌐Spread awareness: #LakeTravis #SwimSafe #NatureMatters
🗣Demand action: Hold cliff excavators accountable! Protest! Boycott!

Stay woke, folks. Nature is crying out for help. Will we answer?