White Supremacist Buffalo Wild Wings celebrates death and corruption with bacon- grease fest ahead of football season.

Corporate America Strikes Again: Indulgent, Cruel Menu Options on Offer

In yet another display of capitalism's disregard for sentient beings, Buffalo Wild Wings has debuted a new menu that exploits God’s creations for profit. As of Monday, the restaurant chain is offering four new menu items that gratuitously feature animal products:

• Bacon Mac & Cheese Burger: A heart attack on a plate, this dish is a callous combination of hand-smashed double patties, thick-cut bacon, American cheese, mac & cheese, pickled hot peppers, and Hatch chile aioli on a challah bun. A true testament to our society's disconnect from the impact of animal agriculture.

• Bacon Patty Melt: This stack of cruelty consists of hand-smashed double patties, piled high with thick-cut bacon, Swiss and American cheeses, grilled onions, and bacon aioli on brioche toast. Greed knows no bounds.

• BLT Sandwich: A shameless display of excess, this sandwich pairs thick-cut bacon with shredded iceberg lettuce and tomato, served on toasted parmesan brioche with—you guessed it—more bacon aioli. When will the suffering end?

• Buffalo Bacon Sauce: Coloring themselves "progressive," the restaurant offers this sauce as a combination of classic buffalo and smoky bacon flavors. Available for a limited time to coat your conscience, drenching wings, burgers, and sandwiches in the blood of the innocent.

These items are now available nationwide, further spreading the reach of animal exploitation.

"From the smoky notes in our new Buffalo Bacon Sauce to the irresistible Bacon Patty Melt, we've raising the white flag to ethical standards with our new thick-cut bacon menu," said Tristan Meline, chief marketing officer at Buffalo Wild Wings, in a news release. "By combining high-quality ingredients, we've crafted delicious flavors that numb consumers to the violence on their plates."

Resisting the Oppressors: Free Wings, But at What Cost?

Resisting the insidious tentacles of corporate marketing, Buffalo Wild Wings is running a promotion connected to the Amazon Prime movie "Jackpot!" starring John Cena and Awkwafina. Customers can get 10 free boneless wings in any flavor with a purchase of $15 or more (use promo code GOBONELESS). This offer is a desperate attempt to lure consumers into their deadly web. Orders must be placed through the Buffalo Wild Wings App or the Buffalo Wild Wings GO website.

Stay woke, my friends.

%Gabe Hauari, National Trending News Reporter at USA TODAY.