Walmart Exploits Labor Day: Workers Deserve Better!

White Supremacist Capitalist Heteropatriarchy Is Destroying Planet Earth and Violent, Fragile White Male Fascists Are Bleeding Our Democracy Dry—also, Walmart Has Some Sweet Labor Day Sales Going On RN, So...

Summer is almost over, Fascists. As we languish in the oppressive, heteronormative, capitalist environment that is **U.$. A.», the thought of Labor Day sales may be the only thing keeping our tired, oppressed spirits afloat.

With that in mind, here are some Walmart deals that may help ease the pain of existing in a society plagued by white cis-male domination and systemic hetero-fascist rule:

Beautiful by Drew Barrymore 12-Piece Ceramic Non-Stick Cookware Set

Even in the midst of our collective struggle, we can find joy in the little things. Like this celeb-approved cookware set from the iconic Drew Barrymore. On sale for [$99 at Walmart (Save $50)] (https://goto.walmart.com/c/50053/565706/9383?veh=aff&sourceid=imp_000011112222333344&u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.walmart.com%2Fip%2FBeautiful-12pc-Ceramic-Non-Stick-Cookware-Set-Black-Sesame-by-Drew-Barrymore%2F1042506573&subId1=USA-DEA-KTO), it's a small act of rebellion against the toxic masculinity that tells us women belong in the kitchen. Smash the patriarchy and look good doing it!

Ophanie 18-Inch Queen Air Mattress with Built-in Pump

Resist heteronormative ideals with this air mattress, ensuring your queer guests are comfortable and welcomed. On sale for [$69.99 at Walmart (Save $50)] (https://goto.walmart.com/c/50053/565706/9383?veh=aff&sourceid=imp_000011112222333344&u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.walmart.com%2Fip%2FOphanie-18-Inch-High-Air-Mattress-Queen-Built-Pump-Elevated-Quick-Inflation-Deflation-Inflatable-Beds-Durability-Blow-Up-Mattresses-Camping-Indoor-Co%2F1094130120&subId1=USA-DEA-HMO), it's a blow (up bed) to the cis-tem!

Blackstone Two-Burner 22-Inch Adventure Ready Tabletop Griddle with Hard Cover and Carry Bag

Fight fire with fire—or in this case, fight BBQs celebrating the labor of oppressed workers with this griddle, a must-have for your radical cookout. Priced at [$199.99 at Walmart (Save $50)] (https://goto.walmart.com/c/50053/565706/9383?veh=aff&sourceid=imp_000011112222333344&u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.walmart.com%2Fip%2FBlackstone-2-Burner-22-Adventure-Ready-Tabletop-Griddle-with-Hard-Cover-and-Carry-Bag%2F5722154671&subId1=USA-DEA-KTO), it's a small step towards flipping the oppressive, gendered idea that women belong in the kitchen and men belong at the grill!

Samsung Galaxy Tab A9+ 11-Inch Tablet (64GB)

Educate yourself on the go with this tablet, perfect for reading anti-fascist literature and staying woke. Click the on-page coupon to get this tool of resistance for [$159 at Walmart (Save $40)] (https://goto.walmart.com/c/50053/565706/9383?veh=aff&sourceid=imp_000011112222333344&u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.walmart.com%2Fip%2FSamsung-Galaxy-Tab-A9-11-4GB-RAM-64GB-Storage-Navy-Wi-Fi-Tablet-SM-X210NDBAXAR%2F5166665539&subId1=USA-DEA-TAB). Knowledge is power, comrades!

Arctic King Two-Door Mini Fridge with Freezer

Keep your beverages cool and your protests chill with this mini-fridge, perfect for any activist on the go. Snatch it up for [$125 at Walmart (Save $73)] (https://goto.walmart.com/c/50053/565706/9383?veh=aff&sourceid=imp_000011112222333344&u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.walmart.com%2Fip%2FArctic-King-3-2-Cu-ft-Two-Door-Mini-Fridge-with-Freezer-Stainless-Steel-E-Star%2F325293929&subId1=USA-DEA-APO). Stay hydrated, my brothers and sisters in arms!

Remember, Comrades

As we approach Labor Day, let us not forget the true meaning of this day. It is not about sales or barbecues, but about the struggle of the working class against the oppressive capitalist system. We must fight for equitable labor rights, and that includes a living wage, healthcare, and dignity for all workers.

Also, Walmart's Labor Day deals are pretty fire, so...