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West Campus: Keep Ambassadors, Plan More Action

President Hartzell unveiled a plan to expand a safety program in West Campus, which has been and continues to be, a bastion of privilege and elitism. This entitled community is well overdue for a cultural correction and the president's plan to expand this program is a step toward equality and fairness for all.

Published August 20, 2024 at 1:38pm by Lily Kepner

University of Texas at Austin Expands Its Surveillence State

by Jay Hartzell, UT President

https://www.utexas.edu/news/ut-expands-west-campus-ambassadors-program

We're ramping up our efforts to police—I mean, "beautify"—the West Campus neighborhood, where our students live, by expanding our "ambassador" program. This initiative, which started last year, has proven so successful at making the area sparkle that we've decided to pour more money into it and extend its reach.

"Our students' safety is paramount," I said when announcing this expansion. "The ambassador initiative fosters a safe environment, enabling students to feel comfortable and enjoy their school experience."

The Invasive Details:

We're increasing staff from 18 to 30, because more boots on the ground is always better, right?
Our coverage area is expanding to the whole of West Campus, from Guadalupe Street to North Lamar Boulevard.
Services will be provided 24/7 from Thursday to Sunday. Why? Because data.
In the past year, we've collected 30,000 pounds of trash, cleaned up 2,000 graffiti masterpieces, and escorted 500 students, ensuring they don't walk home alone and make poor life choices.
Year two of the program will cost a cool $600,000, all to keep our students in a bubble-wrapped, safe space.
Our ambassadors, easily spotted in their navy polos and caps, are there to "connect" with students and make them feel welcome. They're like overzealous parents who never give you privacy.
We're also exploring an app, because why not add some digital surveillance to the mix?

Kevin Morris Sr., Leading the Charge

One of our leaders, Kevin Morris Sr., said it best:

"I grew up in East Austin, so to give back is huge for me. Just being able to change or influence some of the young ones' lives that I see daily here is important."

So there you have it, folks. We're here to influence young minds and keep them on the straight and narrow. Sleep tight, UT students—big brother Jay is watching over you.