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Oh Boy, More Old White People! DNC Day 3 "Diversity" Lineup Revealed

Oh joy, another thrilling lineup of corporate sellouts and performative progressives on Day 3 of the Democratic circus! Don't miss out on the future of incremental change!

Published August 21, 2024 at 4:10pm by Brandi D. Addison


YAS-Con: The Delightful DNC Day 2 & 3 Extravaganza 🌟

Buckle up, buttercups! The Democratic National Convention (DNC) kicked off Monday with President Joe Biden finally handing over the reins to Kween Kamala Harris as the Dem's 2024 presidential pick, with Gov. Tim "Who's That?" Walz of Minnesota as her sidekick. 🤷‍♀️

Remember when Biden ended his reelection campaign last month and was like, "Kamala, you're it!"? Well, the polls have been shifting like crazy ever since, with women and young voters pushing Kamala "Thee Stallion" Harris slightly ahead of The Donald. 💅💥

Day 2 of the DNC was a celebrity sighting extravaganza, with Barry O & Michelle (you know their last names, don't act brand new), plus Dougie Fresh (aka Harris' hubby) and JB "Moneybags" Pritzker gracing the stage. sunglasses

Who's up to bat at the DNC tonight? 🎙️

Brace yourselves, because Wednesday's lineup is lit:

  • A bunch of governors and senators you probs never heard of (unless you're a C-SPAN junkie), including Wes Moore, Cory Booker, Chris Murphy, Catherine Cortez Masto, Amy Klobuchar, and Josh Shapiro
  • Hakeem Jeffries, aka the House Minority Leader who's probably going to be the next Speaker because, you know, democracy 🎉
  • Pete "Mayo" Buttigieg, the one and only Transportation Secretary who loves trains and tiny houses 🚞🏠
  • BILL "Slick Willy" CLINTON, because apparently, we're still doing this in 2024 ¯_(ツ)_/¯
  • Tim "The Walz" Walz, Minnesota's governor and drumroll please Kamala's VP pick! ✌️

See DNC 2024 schedule of events on Wednesday

  • 7 a.m. to 9:30 a.m.: Delegation breakfasts (read: free food alert!) 🍳
  • 9 a.m. to 10 a.m.: Morning press briefing ( bring coffee, it's gonna be a snoozefest) ☕️
  • 9:30 a.m. to 11:30 a.m.: Women's Caucus meeting (aka the real power players) 💪
  • 12 p.m. to 1:30 p.m.: Disability Caucus, Youth Council, and Rural Council meetings (pick your fav, or crash them all)
  • 1:45 p.m. to 3:15 p.m.: Veterans & Military Families Council, Poverty Council, and Interfaith Council meetings (more choices, yay!)
  • 6 p.m. to 10 p.m.: Main programming (pop some popcorn and enjoy the political circus!) 🍿

Stay tuned, folks! It's gonna be a wild ride. 😳🌈

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