Big Chicken Alert: Shaq's Sandwich Shop Storms Fort Worth

Shaq's Big Chicken: Because Fast Food Wasn't Extra Enough

NBA legend and master of self-branding, Shaquille O'Neal, is gracing North Texas with his chicken sandwich empire. Buckle up, y'all.

The Deets on the Meats

• Shaq expects a huge first week (because subtlety is for the weak).
• The first 34 customers (get it? His Lakers jersey number) get a year's worth of free munchies. That's $10 a week, folks. Mark your calendars.
• Menu highlights include "The Ultimate": mac and cheese plus fried onions on a sandwich. Because why not? Also, crinkle-cut fries and milkshakes. Diet food, obviously.

When's the Big Day?

• Sept. 3. It's happening. The Big Aristotle is coming for your arteries, Fort Worth.

Where's the Party At?

• 9755 N. Freeway, Fort Worth, TX. Set your GPS.

Texas: The Big Chicken takeover

• This will be the fifth location in Texas. Check out the other spots in Austin, Houston, Richmond, and Lubbock.

Shaq's Texas Roots

• He played high school basketball in San Antonio.
• Led Robert C. Cole High School to a 32-0 record in '88, then a state championship in '89. NBD.

So, there you have it. Get ready to clog those arteries, Texas. Shaq's coming for ya.