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Oh, Just Typical Texas: "ERCOT Scrambles as Heat Shatters Records, Grid Panics"

Oh, fantastic! Texas' power grid just hit a new record high. But don't worry, ERCOT's got it all under controlβ€”except for those pesky Harris County outages. Way to keep it consistently chaotic, Texas! 🌞πŸ’₯

Published August 21, 2024 at 2:47pm by Alexis Simmerman


Texas Power Grid: Capitalism at Its Finest 😩πŸ”₯

In the sun-scorched dystopia that is Texas, folks are blasting their A/Cs and setting up fans just to avoid becoming human jerky. And guess what? The power grid is like, "Yo, I can't even." Here's the oh-so-cheerful rundown. 🀘🏻

People are also reading: How to stay kinda cool while the world burns or something idk πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

ERCOT: " record high power demand, just like we told ya πŸ’₯"

So, the demands on the Texas power grid hit an all-time high on Tuesday, as reported by the Dallas Morning News. With most of Texas under an oppressive heat warning, demand peaked at a cool 85,559 megawatts, breaking last August's record. Thanks, climate change! πŸ‘

But wait, there's more! Other factors include Texas' exploding population and industrial users like data centers and Earth-killing cryptocurrency miners. And let's not forget, Texas is the only state that's like, "Federal regulation? * Nah, we good.*" #TexasPride πŸ™„

Despite all this, power remained mostly unaffected by Wednesday. Except for the 8,500 Harris County residents chilling in the dark. NBD. Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

Back in June, ERCOT was like, "August gonna be tough, fam." They predicted a higher chance of emergency alerts between 4 and 9 p.m. Fun times! πŸŽ‰

Walt Baum, CEO of Powering Texans, said we need more power generation capacity. Ya think?! πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

Houston to get super-duper battery energy storage system πŸ”‹πŸŽ‰

While some Harris County folks are enjoying their outages, Jupiter Power just announced a fancy new 400MWh dispatchable power facility. Hooray for progress! (I guess...) πŸ˜’

Read more: Texas power grid status: ERCOT reports record-high power demand amid excessive heat