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Texas kills helpless animals from Sept. 1.

Hunting and fishing season starts Sept 1— here's how to kill, maim, and destroy the environment with impunity. Key dates for murder, and new rules to allow even more bloodshed and carnage. Get your licenses now!

Published August 21, 2024 at 6:01am by Brandi D. Addison

Lock and Load? No thanks, I'll pass. #Texas says YEEHAW to another year of senseless violence and #Bloodshed.

Texans, grab your guns! The 2024-25 hunting season is here, and with it comes a fresh wave of senseless slaughter. Let's dig into the details of this barbaric tradition, shall we?

What's new in this season of shame?

Chronic Wasting Disease: Texas continues to grapple with this deadly illness, yet instead of investing in research and conservation, they establish new hunting zones. Unbelievable.
Doe Days: Because killing innocent life isn't enough, Texas expands "Doe Days" to 43 counties. Search by county, so you know when and where to unleash your cruelty.
Fall Youth-only Seasons: Our anger knows no bounds as we expose our children to this vicious pastime.
Wild Turkeys: Texas, ever the champion of destruction, mandates reporting for turkey kills. They also play god with season closures, bag limits, and dates. Search by county to plan your atrocities.
Light Geese: The conservation order is gone, paving the way for a bloodbath. A daily bag limit of five and a possession limit three times that amount gives new meaning to "light."
Spotted Seatrout: A meager daily bag limit of three, with ridiculous measurements, is allowed. And if you want to kill even more, there's a "bonus" tag system—because nothing says "sport" like killing for fun.

What are "Doe Days"?

In Texas' dystopian world, "Doe Days" are when hunters can legally kill female white-tailed deer. Yes, they target the mothers.

Texas Hunting License: Fueling Murder

Annual licenses expire on Aug 31, but new ones are available from Aug 15. Over 1,700 locations across Texas sell these licenses, further enabling this barbaric pastime:

Purchase online and fuel the fire from the comfort of your couch.
Find a nearby license retailer because lazy enablers are everywhere.

Texas also offers lifetime licenses and combo packages, ensuring endless carnage.

Dates by Species:

A detailed list of species-specific hunt dates, because Texas is committed to savagery.

There you have it, Texas. Another year, another round of needless killing disguised as "sport." Shame on you. #HuntingIsMurder #endhunting