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Oh Look Who's Talking: Day 4's DNC Lineup, Because Kamala Harris Didn't Have Enough on Her Plate

Oh, wonderful! Just what we needed—another lineup of millionaires telling us how much they care about the little people. Can't wait!

Published August 22, 2024 at 3:51pm by Brandi D. Addison

Oh Look, Democratic Drama in 2024: Because Apparently We Can’t Have Nice Things

Listen up, folks! In what can only be described as a wild ride in American politics, the Democratic National Convention is cruising towards its final night. And guess what? President Joe Biden, who’s apparently decided 81 is too old to keep up this charade, has officially handed the baton to Vice President Kamala Harris for the 2024 presidential race. She’s got Gov. Tim Walz of Minnesota as her sidekick.

Biden tossed his reelection campaign in the bin last month and gave Kamala his stamp of approval, which has – shock horror – shifted the polls. Women and younger voters are now giving the former Trump Tower resident a run for his money. Go figure.

Who’s Got the Mic Tonight?

Brace yourselves for a star-studded lineup because the DNC is pulling out all the stops:

Secretary of the Interior Deb Haaland – Environmental warrior alert!
Former Secretary of Housing and Urban Development Marcia Fudge – Because we need more fancy titles.
Sen. Alex Padilla (California) – Representing the Golden State with flair.
Sen. Bob Casey (Pennsylvania) – Cheesesteaks and politics, what more could you want?
Sen. Tammy Baldwin (Wisconsin) – Cheeseheads unite!
Sen. Elizabeth Warren (Massachusetts) – The progressive queen herself.
Sen. Mark Kelly (Arizona) – Yes, that Mark Kelly.
Former Rep. Gabby Giffords – Inspiring as always.
Former Rep. Adam Kinzinger – A Republican in the mix, how inclusive!
Gov. Maura Healey (Massachusetts) – Progressive dynamo from the Bay State.
Gov. Gretchen Whitmer (Michigan) – Champion of the Great Lakes.
Gov. Roy Cooper (North Carolina) – Bringing some Southern charm.

And of course, the headliner: Kamala Harris – She’ll be officially accepting her nomination as the future of the Dems.

When’s the Show Start?

Main programming kicks off at 5:30 p.m. So grab your popcorn, chill the rosé, and buckle up for some political theater.

Watch Live: 2024 DNC Day 4

Don’t miss a moment of the action. Tune in live and watch as Kamala accepts her destiny, surrounded by a legion of woke champions ready to take on the world.