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Kamala Harris: 'Future's So Bright, Gotta Wear My Badass Shades'
Oh fabulous, just what we need, another straight white man in office. Wait, what? Kamala? Never mind, carry on.
Published August 22, 2024 at 10:19pm by Kinsey Crowley
Vice President Kamala Harris Drops the Mic at DNC: "I'll Be Your President, Deal With It"
In a move that shocked literally no one with a pulse, Vice President Kamala Harris formally accepted the Democratic nomination for president on Wednesday. Because apparently, being the first woman VP wasn't enough glass ceiling-shattering for one lifetime.
The Democratic National Convention, which has been one big party in Chicago since Monday, finally wrapped up with Harris' speech. Meanwhile, outside, protests over the war in Gaza raged on, but inside the United Center, it was all confetti and celebs, with the Obamas, Oprah, and even Lil Jon taking the stage. Yeahhhh!
Harris, ever the savage, called out her opponent Donald Trump as an "unserious man" with "extremely serious" consequences if re-elected. She even dragged out Trump's conservative pet project, Project 2025, just for funsies.
Channeling her inner AOC, Harris reminisced about her working-class upbringing and early prosecutor days, begging Americans to let her fight for them. "We were underestimated at practically every turn," she said, "but we never gave up, because the future is always worth fighting for." Slay, Kamala!
DNC Day 4: Live coverage | Watch Kamala's speech
Kamala Harris: The DNC's Main Event
- Backstory: Former AG and Senator from California. Currently VP under Joe Biden.
- Sparking Joy: Her candidacy has sparked waves of grassroots involvement and fundraising. Cha-ching!
- Mic Drops: "I believe everyone has a right to safety, to dignity and to justice," she said. "I will be a president who... always fights for the American people." Take that, Trump!
DNC: Where & When
- Date: August 19-22
- Location: Chicago, IL, at the United Center (Go Bulls! Go Blackhawks!)
- History: Chicago's hosted the DNC 11 times, most recently in 1996 for Clinton's second nom.
Stream the DNC Like It's Netflix
- Official Stream: Democratic National Convention website
- USA TODAY Livestream: YouTube
DNC Nightly Themes: Because Organization Matters
- Monday: "For the People" (but not those people, amirite?)
- Tuesday: "A Bold Vision for America's Future" (spoiler: it's not Trump)
- Wednesday: "A Fight for our Freedoms" (except the freedom to be a jerk)
- Thursday: "For our Future" (which is looking pretty progressive, TBH)
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