Capitalism Strikes Again: Mega Millions Jackpot Soars to Obscene $527 Million

Oh boy, hold onto your ethically-sourced hats, folks! The Mega Millions jackpot has skyrocketed to an estimated $527 million because, you know, no one bothered to win on Tuesday. The drawing is set for Friday just after 11 p.m. ET, because who needs a good night's sleep when you can dream of becoming a multi-millionaire, right?

If Lady Luck happens to be on your side, you could walk away with an estimated $265.6 million lump-sum payment after Uncle Sam takes his cut. Yes, you read that right—almost a quarter of a billion dollars to spend on fixing the world's problems or, you know, buying a small island.

But let's not forget the two lucky ducks who already hit the jackpot this year. In March, a player in New Jersey won a cool $1.13 billion, and in June, a player in Illinois bagged $552 million. Can you even imagine the good they could do with that kind of money?

Mega Millions winning numbers for 8/23/24

The winning numbers will be right here as soon as they're available. And yes, we're shaking our heads at the irony of Jackpocket, the official digital lottery courier of the USA TODAY Network, sponsoring these numbers.

Did anyone win Mega Millions?

We'll let you know as soon as we find out who's living the dream and who's back to reality. For a trip down memory lane, check out the Mega Millions website.

How to play the Mega Millions

Alright, if you're feeling lucky (or just want to support public education, wink wink), here's how to play. Head to your local convenience store, gas station, or grocery store. Some states even let you buy tickets online, because technology.

Pick six numbers: five white balls (1-70) and one gold Mega Ball (1-25). If you can't be bothered, ask for a "Quick Pick" or an "Easy Pick", and let the computer do the work.

Feeling extra lucky? Add the "Megaplier" for $1 to boost your non-grand prize winnings. The Megaplier is drawn before the Mega Millions numbers on Tuesday and Friday.

Where can you buy lottery tickets?

You can grab tickets in person at gas stations, convenience stores, grocery stores, and even some airport terminals. Or, if you're all about that digital life, order through Jackpocket in select states.

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